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Jason @ IIATMS
14 years ago

God bless The Onion.  How absolutely hilarious was that?  And honestly, if it wasn’t on The Onion, can’t you at least imagine him actually uttering these things?

Richard in Dallas
14 years ago

How is it that the day of his suspension announcement, he had a detailed explanation of how it was a prescription that his doctor gave him for an undisclosed condition, yet he doesn’t understand that he can’t get dressed and play with his friends?  Oh, that’s right, it was his pharmacist, er, agent that supplied the explanation.

YX
14 years ago

Someone didn’t get it…

Beanster
14 years ago

“I would like to tell everybody that I really love baseball, and that I love baseball”

Excellent.  Chico Escuela could not have said it any better.