And That Happened: All-Star Game Edition

I didn’t really live blog and didn’t even really keep too accurate a running diary. I mostly drank wine (like, a lot of wine) and cracked wise, occasionally remembering to write down my observations. And here they are:

  • If aliens came down from outer space and just looked at the starting lineups, they’d think it was the NL that owned the AL instead of vice-versa. Lots of depth behind the starters, sure, but I can’t recall such a weak AL starting lineup in recent years.
  • A study in contrasts: Pujols predictably gets a big ovation during player introductions. Then Braun is announced and he’s booed.
  • I really enjoyed all of the presidents talking during the everyday All-Stars thing. Am I nuts, or did Obama look like he’s growing a little mustache? If so, +100 for him. George W. Bush looks more relaxed than he’s been since his days as the Rangers’ owner, which is totally understandable. Maybe it’s because he’s living with his dad now. At least I assume he is, because both him and H.W. Bush were speaking from the same room. Nice callback by Bush Sr. to the “points of light” thing, by the way. That’s like a rapper sampling Young M.C. or something. Jimmy Carter is looking pretty spry. I think he’s going to break Hoover’s record for the most post-presidency years alive. Very underrated record, by the way.
  • Sheryl Crow did a good job on the anthem. Very businesslike. Almost makes up for the butchering she did of Dylan’s “Mississippi” a couple of years ago.
  • My wife checks in for a few minutes during pregame stuff. She sees Lou Brock, Bob Gibson, Red Schoendienst, Bruce Sutter and Ozzie Smith in their red blazers and says “who are those guys, real estate agents?” Mrs. Shyster, ladies and gentleman, killing baseball buzzes since 1991.
  • I love me some Stan Musial, though I wish he wasn’t in the golf cart. Reminds me of Ted Williams in the golf cart at the All-Star game in Boston several years back. The next time we thought of him after that was when he died and his son froze him in carbonite or whatever the hell it was. I’m a little sad now, realizing that we probably won’t see Stan the Man in public again.
  • I LOVE that Obama came out in his White Sox jacket. Clinton would have conducted focus groups before deciding what to wear. Bush would have worn a bomber jacket or something. Obama is a fan, and no matter what your politics are, you have to respect that. As for his pitch: Eh, it was a lollipop job that made Tim Robbins in “Bull Durham” look like Roger Clemens, but at least it went over the plate. Unless Greg Maddux ever becomes president, I think George W. is going to hold the record for the sharpest Commander-in-Chief first pitch.
  • More Mrs. Shyster: “‘Joe Buck?’ Is that really his name? That sounds like a porn star’s name or maybe a male prostitute. ‘Midnight Cowboy II’ starring Joe Buck as . . . Joe Buck.” You’re starting to see why I love this woman dearly.
  • Two pitches into the game and the uber-creative FOX graphics team has already kept us from seeing a pitch. Thanks, guys.
  • Lincecum plunks Jeter. It was an 81 MPH pitch. I want to believe it was intentional, but Timmy looks wild enough tonight where we can’t be sure. Someone talk to Matt Cain and see if he really did have the leash on all day.
  • Pujols commits an error, and then the next play Lincecum fails to cover the bag. We may see Timmy and Albert fight here pretty soon. This could be hard for me, though, because I love both of those guys. I’m an underdog guy, so I suppose I have to root for Lincecum if they start raining blows down upon one another.
  • Obama in the broadcast booth is pretty sweet. First he hates on the Nationals, and then he says that “we’re out of money.” If nothing else you have to applaud him for his honesty. As all that’s happening, Roy Halladay is roughed up.
  • Third inning, and Ryan Franklin is pitching. Really? If you’re managing the NL is Ryan Franklin the second guy you have on the mound? Haven’t the Cardinals fans had enough pandering over the past couple of days? OK, fine, he sets the AL down 1-2-3, so what do I know?
  • I blinked twice and missed the entire half inning pitched by Mark Buehrle. I really, really like that guy. I wish everyone pitched like him.
  • Based on the trailer, the “G.I. Joe” movie looks like the worst piece of excrement ever committed to celluloid. They could have done better by simply making a live-action version of that multi-part episode of the cartoon where Shipwreck wakes up with amnesia and is married with a family and everything. Don’t look at me that way. You know which one I’m talking about.
  • Zack Greinke makes David Wright and Shane Victorino look really, really bad. Too bad his talents are being wasted in Kansas City.
  • I’m rally mad at Ichiro for fouling off the pitch on which Carl Crawford was trying to steal, because I wanted to see a Molina vs. Crawford showdown. Alas, I had to settle for Chase Utley’s nice play in the hole throwing out Crawford at second.
  • Jumping to the sixth inning, I feel it’s time to note, once again, that Adam Jones is the spitting image of Eric Davis. I wish I got more Orioles games where I am, because I think I’d enjoy the hell out of seeing him play every day. By the way, this game is humming right along. Just think: if it didn’t take 50 minutes to get through the pregame show, we’d all be able to go to bed at a decent hour tonight.
  • Pujols finishes his night 0-3 with what will prove to be a costly error, but a couple of gems on defense as well. Go home and sleep now, Albert. You’ve been a fabulous host for two days, but the Cards need you healthy and rested for the second half.
  • AAAAARRGGH! Who in the hell is the scary bald guy in the suit, and why is there an ultra-up-close shot of him going to commercial? He will haunt my dreams for weeks.
  • Pujols being interviewed by Eric Karros:
  • Karros: So, does the best player in the game get butterflies?

    Pujols: I don’t think I’m the best player in the game.

    Karros: Albert, we are men of action. Lies do not become us.

    OK, that’s not really what Karros said, but he should have.

  • Sweet snag of a would-be home run by Carl Crawford off of Brad Hawpe. Methinks that may be important. Then Tejada nails the next pitch to the wall as well. Buck calls Papelbon “automatic” but he’s kind of scary if you ask me, even if he is effective. Inning ends with Jason Werth striking out. Matt Kemp wouldn’t have done that.
  • Heath Bell is just a ridiculous human being. He’s just big and choppy and sloppy out there, like he’s with the Gashouse Gorillas or something. Oh, and he gives up a triple to Curtis Granderson. Wait, let’s not blame Bell for that. Let’s blame Jason Werth, who failed to hit the cutoff man. If he had, Granderson possibly stops at second or gets gunned down at third. Again, I must ask if Matt Kemp would have done that.
  • Granderson goes on to score on the sac fly. 4-3 A.L. with Joe Nathan and Mariano Rivera waiting in the wings. Remember what I said about the A.L.’s depth? Nathan and Rivera > Heath Bell and whoever the hell is left in the N.L. bullpen, and that’s gonna be huge.
  • Brian McCann fouls out, and thus endeth the Braves’ contributions to the 2009 All-Star Game. Now we just wait until Tommy Hanson gets the start in 2010.
  • Ryan Howard finally gets in the game as a pinch hitter. Is it just me, or does Howard look thinner than he’s been in some time? No matter, he gets a big ovation from The Best Fans In Baseball. Then he looks absolutely horrible swinging at garbage in the dirt from Joe Nathan.
  • We’re in the ninth and Morneau flies out to center. Nice catch by Werth. I think Kemp would have caught it too, however.
  • Mariano Rivera is in by the way. You know what’s coming and you can’t do anything about it.
  • Upton grounds out . . .
  • Hawpe strikes out . . .
  • Tejada pops out . . . ballgame.
  • AL wins again, which is fairly depressing for an NL Fan like me. Still, when you see Mariano Rivera closing it out, you have to appreciate how the currents of history are flowing these days. In 50 years, people are going to think about the mid-90s to the late oughts as a time when giants named Rivera and Jeter roamed the Earth, and games like this one are going to form the chronicle. To have interlopers like Francisco Cordero and Brad Hawpe screw with that narrative simply won’t do, and we as NL fans have to accept that.

    All in all a good game. Brisk. No silliness about everyone getting in the game. It felt like real baseball and looked like real baseball. I don’t have any complaints. Good show Messers Manuel and Maddon. Crawford wins the MVP. He’s as good a choice as any.

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go pass out somewhere.

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    1. Matt in Toledo said...

      The bald guy was a character from Fringe. In the show, he’s on the fringes (NPI) of all the freakish occurences. You know, like giving a guy the MVP for a defensive play. It was just Fox doing their usual self-promotion. I thought it was done better than usual, though. Obviously, it got people wondering and asking the question FOX wanted them asking.

    2. Dave Studeman said...

      Thanks, David.  Didn’t watch ESPN.  I was talking about the Fox commentators.

      Upton not having played left before is an excuse, but doesn’t change the fact that he misplayed it.  And Werth sort of had him backed up, but only because the ball happened to ricochet in his direction.  A few inches to the left and it would have hit the pole in such a way that it would have ricocheted into left, inside-the-park-HR.

    3. Jacob said...

      I was really hoping that Obama was growing a mustache, but there didn’t seem to be any evidence of it when he was in the booth.  American presidents have been sorely lacking in facial hair for nearly 100 years.  If anyone can bring it back, it’s Obama.

    4. J.W. said...

      Isn’t it obvious that the umpire awarded Jeter first base as a way to make up for Marty Foster’s blown call at 3rd?? This wasn’t a case of an umpire making up his own rules, it was a case of an umpire striking out against injustice! It was a subversive act, a way of saying, “No, MLB, I will not stand for the awful, earth shaking, evil, terrible, horrible, awful, earth shaking (oh am I repeating myself? no, I couldn’t possibly be doing that) outrage that was perpetrated! I will, in my own way, take a stand against what is wrong with this world. By awarding Jeter this base I will simultaneously put right what once went wrong and bring to light the blatant misconduct that my fellow umpires have been engaging in.  Misconduct that has wrought havoc upon the sanctity of the game of baseball and threatened to turn the earth into a barren, blasted hell.”

      That’s what I think he was doing anyway. 

      On another note. Nick, I am a big fan of Tim Wakefield and would have liked to see him pitch, but I think there are a couple mitigating factors here.  First off, as was astutely noted above, there’s the whole “knuckleball is hard to catch” issue.  Second of all, as was also astutely noted, Wakefield is definitely the right guy to hold in reserve in a close game because of his ability to pitch multiple innings.  And finally, much as I like him, Timmy wasn’t the best pitcher available to Joe Maddon, and Maddon owes it to himself and the other teams in the AL (Red Sox and Wakefield, himself, included) to do his best to win the game. I would suggest, even, that few teams have more to gain from home field advantage than the Red Sox, and as such, they have a particularly vested interest in seeing the AL win. Should he have faced at least one batter? Probably. Does it mean Maddon is worth of hatred? Probably not, I think.

      P.S. when I was a kid, I always liked going to the zoo and poking the animals with a stick. (Well not really, that would be mean, but you see what I’m saying.)

    5. David said...

      Take note, Selig & Co.:

      You can fix games, you can order your umps to discard the rules, and you can have your announcers tell bald-faced lies.  And what will be the reaction from your customers, Bud?  Silence and bad jokes (and I mean really bad jokes).

      Go on, Bud.  Keep fixing them.  You have nothing to fear from the media or your impotent American customers.

    6. Redsauce said...

      I did a quick google search on the freaky bald guy—he might be on Fox’s show ‘Fringe’.  I’ve never seen it, but it looks like him.
      Fox is probably doing some sort of tie-in where the footage will be worked into an episode of Fringe (and thereby doing a disservice to fans who just want to watch the All-Star game).

    7. lar said...

      There were three intentional walks in last year’s All Star Game alone. Overall, the IBB to Martinez last night was the 25th All Star Game IBB of all time. Before last year, though, it hadn’t happened since Rafael Palmiero was intentionally walked in 1991. There are some great names on the intentional walked list – Reggie, Kid Griffey, Boggs, Yount, Musial – but there are also a few not so great – Bob Cerv, Tim Wallach, Johnny Edwards.

      You can see the full list here.

    8. Mike Lamone said...

      Royal fans need to have someone to love and Greinke is a good one. Be thankful Greinke is a Royal or you would have to watch Billy Butler

    9. Jeremy said...

      Howard has indeed lost weight this year, something like 20 lbs. Phillies fans were all abuzz in spring training about how he and Brett Myers had slimmed down.

    10. MooseinOhio said...

      Joe Buck the pornstar – loved it.

      Gashouse Gorillas reference – even better.

      As for the parallels between Stan the Man and Teddy Ballgame, completely agree and hopefully Stan does not have a punk*** son that decapitates and freezes him.

    11. Andrew said...

      The bald guy was a marketing thing for the TV show Fringe. Fox did the same thing during the NFL playoffs IIRC, and it’s kind of cool in a viral marketing sort of way, but it won’t tie into an episode or anything. It’s just marketing, albeit without the actual marketing.

    12. David said...


      Please contact the admins here at THT and have your post deleted.  And then, never, ever, under any circumstances, repeat, re-type, rewrite, or even re-think what you just said about Ryan Howard “losing weight”. 

      A non-Caucasian slugger losing weight excites Lupica, Plaschke, Olney, and the rest of the “steroid” hysterics more than Jeff Gannon in a speedo excited the neo-cons in the Bush administration.  Because of your irresponsible comment, we’ll soon find ourselves clicking on ESPN in hopes of catching highlights from the day’s baseball games and instead we’ll find only a loop of clips of Ryan Howard mashing homers with a banner beneath that reads, “REPORT: Inside sources at MLB call Ryan Howards bodily transformation ‘suspicious’.”  They’ll then contact every groupie he ever nailed on road trips and coax them into discussing his “shriveling testicles”.

      Then, Uncle Sam will step in, and the taxpayers will be out yet another $100m while a new lynch mob of federal prosecutors convenes a grand jury and conducts a year-long investigation. 

      ….But, then, MLB’s attendance and TV ratings will suddenly spike, as will web traffic to….  Perhaps Selig & Co. should run with this.

    13. J.W. said...

      The best thing about the zoo was that when you’d poke the monkeys they’d get all angry and bark and shout and throw feces at you. What they didn’t realize was that it’s not the poking that’s fun, it’s watching the ensuing reaction. Anyway I speak as someone with tongue firmly in cheek and a big, friendly, happy smile (which is pretty hard to do actually, lots of facial muscles involved), someone who enjoys gentle mockery (both dishing out and receiving) and mild mischief but has no desire to rile anyone up too much or to give offense. All comments are filled with a creamy layer of playfulness, smothered in a secret sauce of respect, amusement, and bemusement, and sprinkled with affection.

      On a baseball related note.  I think that All Star managers should be given more felixbility with lineups.  They should be able to hold some of the putative starters back to play in later innings, rather than all of them playing in the first 2 innings.  I mean really, Upton, Hawpe and Tejada to end the game? It would have been more exciting to have a Pujols or Utley or Hanley Ramirez up in a spot like that.  Just saying.

    14. Connecticut Mike said...

      Three reflections on the GI Joe cartoon:

      1.  I had no idea there were only two seasons of GI Joe, it seemed to be on forever when I was a kid.

      2.  They made 55 episodes the first year!  That is damned impressive.

      3.  I’ve always been partial to the episode where they load apples in the guns and fire them into the giant blob in order to kill it with the tiny amount of arsenic contained in an apple seed.

    15. Motherscratcher said...

      The creepy bald guy, as other have pointed out, is from Fringe.  I’m not sure how well this is promoting the show as the only people who recognize him would be people who already watch it.  It’s like they are counting on morons with names taken from Coen brothers masterpieces to go on popular blogs to explain who the guy was to those too intelligent to watch the show in the first place.  I seriously doubt that would happen.

      Fox pulled the same stunt during an episode of American Idol.  (Yeah I watch it.  Don’t judge me.  It’s the only thing all year my wife wants to watch.  I get to pick EVERYTHING else.)

    16. TomG said...

      Speaking of Shipwreck…I don’t know if you’ve ever seen any of the Fensler re-cuts of the old GI Joe PSAs but they’re utterly hilarious:


    17. Sara K said...

      Did anyone else find it exceedingly odd that the Fox camera didn’t get Pujols into the frame for the First Pitch?  I mean, really?  We saw the throw, but not the catch?  Very strange!

    18. David said...

      Sara K:

      Clearly, hiding the pitch is a common strategy now.  George W. Bush threw out the first pitch at the Ranger’s home opener.  The team website was ga-ga for this, featuring Bush – and not the players – as the lead graphic on their site.  They had multiple news stories about it.

      But when you clicked on the video, they always showed the pitch from a knee-high camera angle looking up at Bush.  Then, the MLB Network did the exact same thing.

      I guess they know that Americans are petty enough to believe that a ceremonial first pitch is worth analyzing and blabbing about incessantly.  So, if that pitch is embarrassing to the government, they simply whitewash that embarrassing part.  The irony is is that the media has encouraged and provoked the public’s retarded fixation on these meaningless tosses of a baseball by hyping them up and, for example, moronically claiming that Bush tossing out the first pitch at the 2001 W.S. somehow “saved” Americans and provided “hope” (those aren’t generic quotes, those are direct quotes taken from an ESPN retrospective!) 
      The solution is simple: ignore the meaningless ceremonial first pitches ‘cause they are, of course, meaningless.

      (Why do I bother?  I’m certain that, at this moment, at least 200 TV and radio shows are dissecting Obama’s meaningless throw all to the attentive ears of moronic Americans.)

    19. Eric Stephen said...

      Ryan: “Matt Kemp would not have struck out.  He would not have gotten into the game either.  The guy is an overrated scrub who feasts on the pitching of the Padres and Rockies.”

      Matt Kemp 2009:
      vs. SD/Col: .290/.383/.462
      vs. The Rest: .332/.384/.509

    20. David said...

      I’m sorry, but those G.I. Joe spoofs have nothing going for them besides nostalgia triggers.  I watched four of them and I think I found one that had anything remotely resembling a joke (your Shipwreck one).  They’re just vacuums that people project humor into because they know that they’re supposed to laugh.  But they’re still just vacuums.

      But as long as we’re talking 1980’s pop culture, I hope that somebody mentions Star Wars so that I get a chance to plug my new and improved Star Wars mini documentary!!!

    21. David said...

      Way to go, Eric Stephen. 

      And even if, hypothetically, Kemp were feasting on the NL West, the West is the best division in the NL, based upon inter-divisional play.

      NL East: .463
      NL Central: .508
      NL West: .533

      The Rockies would probably be leading the East by a few games, as they’re above .500 against both the Central and the East.

    22. Motherscratcher said...

      David, you seem to be a lot more worked up about meaningless and retarded ceremonial first pitches than any other petty Americans I’ve come across.

    23. David said...


      Well, since all I did was try to end any discussion about ceremonial first pitches, I’d think that I would “seem” to be worked up in the other direction. 

      But if I wasn’t clear before, I’ll be clear now: I have absolutely no desire to analyze ceremonial first pitches.

      Sorry for the confusion, glad to have the chance to clear it up.

    24. george said...

      Matt Kemp vs.

      Western Division: .293/.365/.446/.811
      Everyone else: .343/.413/.537/.950

      Makes you appreciate the N.L. West’s pitching just a little more… Giants are in virtual tie for second best record in N.L., and Rockies are two games behind them.

    25. Brian said...

      I hate you for bringing up that episode of GI Joe.  It never sat right with me and always creeped me out.

    26. Ryan said...

      A few comments about your post…

      -Albert, we are men of action. Lies do not become us.  Nice.  Very nice.

      -You said methinks. People only say that when they have had too much wine to drink.

      -Matt Kemp would not have struck out.  He would not have gotten into the game either.  The guy is an overrated scrub who feasts on the pitching of the Padres and Rockies.

      -Jayson Werth knows where you live.

    27. Dan said...

      “Mariano Rivera is in by the way. You know what’s coming and you can’t do anything about it.”

      I don’t know why the NL fans just didn’t leave after the eighth inning. Mo proves, once again, why he is… Mo.

    28. Dennis Koziel said...

      I love the fact that the Fox announcers referred to the President as a “Lefty” and no one cackled at the comment.  But I’m glad they didn’t.  Baseball is no place for politics.  It’s too important.  The “hit by pitch” situation could have been worse.  Colorado’s own BoB Davidson could have been behind the plate and he would have warned both benches after blowing the call.

    29. Dr Paisley said...

      St. Derrick was not hit. The pitch hit the knob of his bat (not a euphemism, especially since Slappy Rodriguez was not involved). His 50’’ stagger was classic Yankee-begging.

    30. Alan said...

      I’d pay to read a live blog by your wife.

      That G.I. Joe movie is from the director of “The Mummy,” by the way. In case you weren’t already geeked enough.

    31. Nick Whitman said...

      I officially despise Joe Maddon now.  Tim Wakefield absolutely deserved a chance to pitch.  Of anyone there, I guarantee that it would have meant the most to him to get in the game.  That All-Star nod was essentially a lifetime achievement award for a guy who never complains or has a bad word for anybody and has never conducted himself with anything but class.

      It was Halladay’s sixth appearance.  Buerhle, papelbon and Nathan have four All-Star games under their belts.  Jackson, Hernandez and Greinke are all young and will be back if they keep up the excellent pitching. And Rivera has ten All-Star appearances and is apparently contractually bound to pitch the ninth.  I’m sure it was really special for him.

      Not even letting Wake pitch to even one batter was a scumbag move.

    32. Scarf said...

      Nick: I understand where you’re coming from (as I myself also wanted to see Wake pitch), but from a practical standpoint only Mauer out of the AL’s catchers has any experience catching the knuckler, and even that’s limited because RA Dickey is a fairly little-used reliever. Trusting a guy in Martinez who is still ailing with Wakefield might not have been the best thing to do.

    33. David said...

      “Lincecum plunks Jeter. It was an 81 MPH pitch. I want to believe it was intentional, but Timmy looks wild enough tonight where we can’t be sure. Someone talk to Matt Cain and see if he really did have the leash on all day.”

      What is going on?  Am I in ‘The Twilight Zone’?  The ball hit the bat.  Yet the announcers (predictably), ‘Prospectus’, and now THT all go along with this silliness.  I’ve seen that play happen numerous times and every single time it’s a foul ball. 

      It’s completely indisputable that the ball hit the bat.  It ricocheted solidly off the bad, the sound was clear, Jeter didn’t even feign injury, and it was clear on the replays. 

      What the hell is going on?  Why are umpires allowed to make up rules and why do the fans and media go along with this?  This is the first year I’ve ever, ever seen such wantonly defective umpiring in baseball.  If MLB wants to turn into the WWE, that’s fine.  They’re a business and “profit is the sovereign goal of business”, as famously stated by business guru Peter Drucker.  That’s fine.  But why the hell are the media and the fans going along with this?

    34. Steini's Famous Garbage Pitch said...

      Any Pitch F/X analysis on Obama’s changeup yet?

      And I really didn’t enjoy seeing Stan Musial in a golf cart.

    35. Nick Whitman said...

      Slightly less angry at Joe Maddon today.  Saving Wakefield as the long man makes sense, certainly, although he could have let Wakefield face the last batter or something.  Mariano Rivera’s ego really doesn’t need to be stroked at every given opportunity, in my opinion.

      I think it really just sucks that making the All-Star Game “count” robbed Tim Wakefield of his one chance to pitch in one.  So I guess Bud Selig is to blame, as he is for so very many things.

      I’ll just have to hate Joe Maddon simply for being part of the loathsome Devil Rays organization.

    36. Nate said...

      Geez, heaven forbid the greatest closer of all time (and still extremely effective) get to close out the All Star Game. AFAIC, until he doesn’t deserve a spot on the team, he gets the call.

    37. J.R. said...

      “Now we just wait until Tommy Hanson gets the start in 2010.”

      You’re right, you did drink a lot of wine.

    38. The Commish said...

      Dave and David:
      I couldn’t agree more about the Jeter non-HBP. Imagine if the same thing happened to someone like A-Rod? The announcers would be all over him, questioning how he could take first base in an All-Star Game when he knows he didn’t get hit.  I rant a lot more about this on my blog, and I posted the video of the Jeter non-HBP as well.

    39. DGL said...

      The other reason I believe Wakefield didn’t pitch was that Maddon was saving him in case the game went into extra innings.  I mean, who better to have as your emergency long guy than a knuckleballer who could go out and throw 150 pitches on Tuesday, then go back out on Thursday and throw another 120 if he had to?

    40. Dave Studeman said...

      I agree 100% about Jeter’s supposed HBP. And how come no one has talked about Upton’s awful play on Granderson’s triple?  He totally misplayed that ball and the announcers only mentioned Werth missing the cutoff man.  Plus, if the ball had ricocheted in the other direction, we’re talking inside the park HR.

    41. David said...

      Dave Studeman:

      Thank you for your support on the flagrantly horrible ruling on the Jeter “Hit by pitch”.  (Frankly, it’s so obvious that there should be unanimous disgust, but I guess people just love the umpires, as the Men With Power, that they think that telling the truth about them is heretical.)

      I have to disagree with your critique of Upton’s misplay.  First off, it was heavily discussed in ESPN.  Secondly, it was a line drive to the warning track that would probably have been a hit 75% of the time under any circumstances.  Thirdly, as ESPN pointed out, Upton has NEVER played left field in his professional career.  Lastly, the centerfielder backed it up pretty darn well, and so Upton’s misplay might not have made any difference at all.

      Regardless, an outfielder not making a play on a line-drive to the warning track is not even close to as big a problem as is the increasingly suspicious umpiring in MLB.

    42. ElBonte said...

      That’s the first time I can remember seeing an IBB in an all-star game.  Although, I wouldn’t be surprised if Bonds was IBB’d once or twice as a pseudo-joke.

      I’m pretty sure I saw Victor Martinez look into the NL dugout like “You guys are really walking me in the All-Star game?”  I’m sure that was TLR’s influence on Manuel.

    43. mike in brooklyn said...

      The bald guy also seemed to be turning his head ever-so-slightly giving him an added feeling of being an animotronic security guard or something.  Quite freaky.  He also reminded me of the guy from The Prisoner who would say “Red ALert.  Red Alert” into the phone and then Rover would show up.

      And if I remember correctly, Howard got a big hand when introduced before the game too?  Doe anyone know why that is?  What’s the St Louis—Ryan howard connection?

    44. Ryan said...

      Searching for a Matt Kemp comeback…can’t find any…he is legitimately destructive against East and Central opponents and outside of his home ballpark when looking at OPS.  Should have done the research first, but then the comments wouldn’t be as much fun would they?

    45. Spiral Stairs said...

      “I LOVE that Obama came out in his White Sox jacket. Clinton would have conducted focus groups before deciding what to wear”

      Don’t forget that Clinton openly rooted for the Razorbacks back in their glory years in the 90s. He actually got some flack for this. If I recall correctly, one of the announcers (can’t remember exactly who)during the ‘94 NCAA final game said “Doesn’t the president realize that Duke is in the United States too?”

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