Lincecum and Cain should just kiss already:
SN: If you could take from both of you to build some kind of four-pitch robo-ace, which pitches of each of yours would you want to have?
Lincecum: I would take his knuckleball.
Cain: (laughing) It’s not very good. We’re taking his changeup no matter what. We know what it does.
Lincecum: Cain’s fastball has got so much life late in the zone—it’s powering, it’s surging, to the glove.
Cain: That’s the way yours looks. I think our fastballs are similar. I think we could take my curveball; it may be a little bigger. We’d take your slider.
Lincecum: Your slider, though, it moves, it’s 89 (mph) and it’s just filthy.
Cain:You throw yours 86 and it moves more. … It’s so hard to say, because sometimes I really wish I had all his pitches.
I feel kind of dirty after reading that, don’t you?
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