My son was born the day after I saw “Batman Begins” at the theater. If he would have come sooner, Mrs. Shyster would have been on her own. They’re called priorities, Cole Hamels. Think about it:
Phillies starter Cole Hamels has left the ballpark with his wife, a former “Survivor” contestant, who is in labor with the couple’s first child.
Hamels gave up four runs and seven hits in five innings against the Rockies in Game 2 on Thursday. He left after throwing 82 pitches and rushed out of the dugout when he was pinch hit for in the fifth inning.
In other news, at least he now has a use for the minivan.