Because I planned on, you know, having a regular job and everything by now, I hadn’t pitched anyone on the idea of sending me out to California in March to cover the Barry Bonds trial. Now that I still have free time, however, it seems like a splendid idea. Because more people read these posts than any emails I send out, I’ll just make the proposal public:
Who: a lawyer/baseball expert who knows his way around the steroid debate and can write a little
What: to cover the Barry Bonds perjury trial with irreverent yet informed verbiage
Where: for your major media outlet and/or website
Compensation: plane ticket, lodging, sandwich money, and whatever else you think is fair
Why: Because I’m really, really bored, really, really tired of winter, and would like to get out to California for a while. Also, as I mentioned, I can write a little.
I suppose that’s a bit obvious and desperate, but at least it’s honest. Please direct all inquiries to the secretary I imagine having from time to time.