Great Moments in awful opening sentences

Wow. Bill Plaschke gets paid for writing sentences like this:

Sick of staring at it, the Dodgers became it, pouring themselves across Chavez Ravine on Saturday night like the champagne that has haunted them. Clayton Kershaw popped. Casey Blake bubbled. Mark Loretta sprayed. An entire dugout of bouncing blue poured into the cool night awash in intoxicating relief.

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  1. Richard Dansky said...

    Correction: Multiple sentences. I just got used to seeing Plaschke write strictly in fragments, and the multiple complete sentences took me by surprise.

  2. Craig Calcaterra said...

    I smashed them together to make a better looking blockquote. They were separate paragraphs in the original, per Plaschke’s usual style.

  3. Kevin S. said...

    Guys, leave Plaschke alone.  He doesn’t get paid by the word, he gets paid by the area.  Dude’s just trying to make a buck.

    *reads quoted material again*

    Okay, I can’t even pretend to defend Plaschke in the name of snark.  My eyes!

  4. YankeesfanLen said...

    When you channel William Faulkner and Hunter Thompson simultaneously, are you tempted to write a baseball fantasy piece?

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