The U.S. populace reacted with confusion, astonishment, and mild disgust upon discovering that 12-year-old little-leaguer Jonathan Keefer’s favorite major-league baseball player is none other than Atlanta Braves third baseman Chipper Jones . . . The nation was reportedly speechless when word spread that Keefer isn’t even from Atlanta.
“Maybe he’s just doing this to be funny,” 26-year-old Cleveland resident Corey Bell said. “When I was 16 or 17, a bunch of my friends and I pretended to like David Justice purely for the kitsch value. Or maybe this boy’s just being ironic. At least, you’d hope that’s the case.”
(thanks to Michael Kraus for the link)