Is Tommy Lasorda well-hung?

Sorry, can’t answer that question until September 22nd:

Tom Lasorda will soon take his place alongside other Los Angeles Dodgers stars in the Smithsonian Institution.

The Hall of Fame manager will have his portrait hung in the museum’s National Portrait Gallery. The unveiling is set for Sept. 22, Lasorda’s 82nd birthday.

The life-sized portrait, measuring 60 by 50 inches, is part of the tribute to Lasorda’s 60 years with the Dodgers and his life in baseball.


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Wooden U. Lykteneau
14 years ago

<Insert Milton Berle Joke Here>

Craig Calcaterra
14 years ago

Not sure if the space is big enough, Wooden.

Jason @ IIATMS
14 years ago

/end d*ck jokes (hopefully)

TC
14 years ago

This post is not what I thought it was going to be about.  Not that I’m complaining.

mike in brooklyn
14 years ago

I never want to read this headline again.

scatterbrian
14 years ago

“The life-sized portrait, measuring 60 by 50 inches…”

Tommy isn’t less than five feet tall, so it’s a life-sized portrait of what exactly?

Richard in Dallas
14 years ago

I am blind now.