Lenny Dykstra is the best

The latest from Lenny Dykstra’s bankruptcy:

As for his business plan, Dykstra testified that Louis Vuitton has promised to commit $10 million to take a 49 percent stake in the relaunch of his Players Club Magazine, with plans to expand it in Europe. The Players Club is a publication meant to help professional athletes manage their finances.

“We give them hope,” he testified, acknowledging the irony of his own situation.