And That Happenedby Craig Calcaterra
May 30, 2013
Players who hit multiple home runs in a game are the new inefficiency. Teams should definitely stock up on those guys while they're undervalued.
Cubs 9, White Sox 3: Backup catcher Dioner Navarro smacked three homers—a solo, a two-run and a three-run jack—to pace the Cubbies. A Cubbies team that happen to have a +1 run differential despite a record of 21-30. That doesn't mean a ton in a mere 51 games and I doubt it will be sustainable, but it is an "aw, neat" kind of thing.
Orioles 9, Nationals 6: Three homers for Ryan Zimmerman, too. Unfortunately not enough for the Nats, as his partner in Zimmermanness—Jordangot rocked for seven runs in six innings. Chris Davis had two homers of his own and the O's pen tossed four and a third shutout innings in relief of Chris Tillman.
Phillies 4, Red Sox 3: Dom Brown hit two homers to add to his great month of May. A weird month of May too. He has 10 home runs this month but no walks. Maybe pitchers ought to stop throwing him strikes? Just a suggestion! Ryan Howard also went yard, breaking an extremely long home run drought for him.
Indians 5, Reds 2: Mark Reynolds and Jason Giambi each hit homers and Justin Masterson allowed only one run in six innings for his eighth win of the year. The Indians snap a five game losing streak.
Pirates 5, Tigers 3: Anibal Sanchez almost no-hit the Twins his last time out. This time he was far more mortal as the Pirates plated five runs off him in six and two thirds. Wait, one can't be "more mortal." One is either mortal or immortal. Being "more mortal" is like being "more pregnant."
Mets 9, Yankees 4:Ruben Tejada and Ike Davis were called into a meeting the other day and were told they could be sent down to Las Vegas. It's even being reported that, had the Mets not rallied against Mariano Rivera on Tuesday night, the demotions would've happened. Now, I have no idea what difference the rally against Rivera made—how can a weird fluke like that determine personnel decisions?—but it did get them a reprieve. And last night Tejada led off the game with a hit and scored and Davis drove in two in the first inning. David Phelps recorded only one out before he was yanked. Ivan Nova later pitched five solid innings in relief. Let's pretend they were flip-flopped and this was a bullpen implosion. Makes for better copy. That's four losses in a row for the Yankees. Maybe they've reached the limits of what no-names can do for them.
Blue Jays 3, Braves 0: The Jays went with a committee approach to pitching in this game, starting a reliever and having no one go more than three and a third innings, and it friggin' worked to the tune of a four-hit shutout. Braves starter Kris Medlen left the game after being hit on the calf with a comebacker but he's expected to make his next start. Of course, given that there's a chance he goes to the pen when Brandon Beachy comes back, I'm gonna call this yet another bullpen injury for Atlanta.
Rays 3, Marlins 1: Eight straight losses for the Marlins. Thank god they got rid of all of those players who made them stink last year. Fauxsto Carmona allowed but an unearned run in eight and two-thirds. There should be someone keeping track of how many Marlins game stories talk about the opposing pitchers seemingly figuring something out or taking a strong step forward with little or no acknowledgment that facing these minor league bats is the most relevant factor.
Twins 4, Brewers 1: Aaron Hicks hit a homer and had a nice, home run-saving catch. I feel like I've written that before very recently.
Angels 4, Dodgers 3: Jered Weaver returns and pitches six one-run innings. Well, one one-run inning and five in which he allowed no runs. Six one-run innings would be dreadful.
Cardinals 5, Royals 3: Remember when the Royals won spring training and started pretty good and some people were all like "hey, here come the Royals?" Hahaha, that was awesome. Aaron Crow was rocked for four runs in a nightmare eighth inning. Matt Holliday and Carlos Beltran each homered for the second straight game.
Astros 6, Rockies 3: Tyler Chatwood struck out 10 guys in six innings but Erik Bedard matched him in the more important runs allowed column and the Astros got to the Colorado pen. A homer and a safety squeeze helped Houston in its three-run ninth.
Padres 3, Mariners 2: Eric Stultz was dominant for eight innings, striking out 12, but the Padres bats couldn't make anything happen against Joe Saunders. Will Venable hit a walkoff single in the tenth, however. Very little offense on a cool night in San Diego. Who woulda thunk it?
Athletics 9, Giants 6: The A's are on fire, winners of six straight. This one wasn't easy, though: it was a seesaw affair that lasted nearly four hours. As for the Giants, Bruce Bochy said this:
"We pretty much covered all facets of the game tonight as far as not playing well."
At least they were thorough?
Diamondbacks vs. Rangers: POSTPONED: In the twilight glow I see them. Blue eyes cryin' in the rain. When we kissed goodbye and parted. I knew we'd never meet again. Love is like a dyin' ember. Only memories remain. Through the ages I'll remember. Blue eyes cryin' in the rain. Some day when we meet up yonder. We'll stroll hand in hand again. In a land that knows no partin'. Blue eyes cryin' in the rain. Now my hair has turned to silver. All my life I've loved in vain. I can see her star in heaven. Blue eyes crying in the rain.
Craig writes the HardballTalk blog for NBC Sports.com