Monday, August 22, 2011
And That HappenedPosted by Craig Calcaterra
This edition of And That Happened is being written in a New York City hotel room, so if it takes on a tone of fright and confusion at the horrifying, dystopian cacophony that is New York, well, that's why:
Blue Jays 1, Athletics 0: Luis Perez makes his first big league start and holds the A's to one hit over six innings. "Hey, skip? Am I doin' this right?" "Sure, Luis. Just swell."
Tigers 8, Indians 7: Austin Jackson = Gandolf. Kosuke Fukodome = Balrog. YOU SHALL NOT PASS! So, Cleveland is dead now, right?
Nationals 5, Phillies 4: The walkoff HBP. After a weekend of late losses and hours upon hours of rain delays, I'm guessing that the Phillies are happy to get the hell out of Washington.
Rockies 5, Dodgers 3: I love how no one on the planet cared that the Rockies hadn't won on a bunch of Sundays in a row until last week and then, the very next Sunday, they win.
Padres 4, Marlins 3: Will Venable hit a bases loaded single to win it and to gain the sweep in walkoff fashion. Of course he wouldn't have been able to do that if Heath Bell hadn't blown a save. On the same day that Trevor Hoffman's number was retired no less. Maybe Hoffman should have pitched.
Giants 6, Astros 4: Pablo Sandoval hits a two-run job in the 11th to salvage one against the Astros. The fact that they had to salvage one against the Astros is kind of sad, of course.
Angels 7, Orioles 1: Jerome Williams -- Really, Jerome Williams -- shut the O's down. It was his first win in the bigs since September 2005. My son was two months old then. He's starting first grade tomorrow.
Reds 5, Pirates 4: The Reds faced Joel Hanrahan three times over the weekend and they beat him twice.
Yankees 3, Twins 0: Curtis Granderson hit an inside the park homer which, given that the Twins' right and centerfielders lined up poorly to play the carom off the wall, and given that the relay throw was candy-armed into home, wasn't quite as impressive as one might think. I mean, great for Granderson, but like so many inside the parkers, it was built on a foundation of defense that was poor enough to allow the play but not poor enough to count for an error.
Red Sox 6, Royals 1: First sentence of the Associated Press recap: " Jon Lester loves to face the Kansas City Royals." Well, duh. Who doesn't?
Braves 1, Diamondbacks 0: The Braves sweep the Diamondbacks. Tim Hudson, Jonny Venters and Craig Kimbrel combine for the five-hit shutout. Fredi Gonzalez called a silly squeeze play once that backfired, but since the Braves won I suppose we're not supposed to care about such things. Can't wait until he does it against the Brewers in the NLDS.
White Sox 10, Rangers 0: Gavin Floyd was stingy and the White Sox pounded the Rangers. Here is as good a place as any to mention that I stupidly left the umbrella I brought with me to New York in my hotel room when I left to go out yesterday afternoon. When I emerged from the building I was in, it was pouring, and the hotel was just as far from where I was as was the restaurant I was going to, so I had little choice but to buy one of those cheapo umbrellas from a street vendor. It lasted almost two blocks before getting soaked through. In other news, you can count on me to do one really dumbass newbie out-of-his-depth thing on every trip to New York. Maybe next time I'll take an $80 gypsy cab ride from the airport or something. If you have any suggestions of ways I can make my life harder for myself when I leave my safe little Midwestern basement, please, leave them in the comments.
Brewers 6, Mets 2: One of the more pointed sentences you'll read in an AP recap:
"Milwaukee won three straight in Queens to send the Mets six games under .500 for the first time since May 4 with a thorough display of superior baseball this weekend."
Rays 8, Mariners 7: Johnny Damon had what he thought was a grand slam taken off the board thanks to a video replay in the seventh inning, but then hit a no-doubt walkoff homer in the ninth. Joe Girardi protested both calls. It was really strange.
Cardinals 6, Cubs 2: Rodrigo Lopez was hit so hard his kids are gonna come out shakin'.
Craig writes the HardballTalk blog for NBC Sports.com