The Hardball Times

The Search for Baseball Truth

by John Walsh
July 06, 2006

The sharp edge of a razor is difficult to pass over; thus the wise say the path to Salvation is hard. — Katha-Upanishad
There are many ways to arrive at the truth, but I think perhaps the most popular one these days is with Google. Of course, the old adage "you can't believe everything you read" is especially appropriate when you do your reading on the Internet. Nevertheless, when I need to find the answer to a question, I often go straight to Google, and I'm betting you do, too. In fact, I know you do, because here at The Hardball Times our web server logs contain every search string that ultimately led somebody to our site. This means if you type "naked seraphim" into Google and find your way to The Hardball Times (and this actually happened), then I will find the words "naked seraphim" in our server log. Needless to say, there are thousands of searches each month, which lead to quite a variety of search strings. Believe it or not, browsing through a list of them can be amusing, puzzling and even englightening.

For example, take the following phrase, which somehow led somebody to THT:

strengths and weaknesses of John, in the Bible
How cool is that? Here's somebody trying to understand the Biblical John (but which one? the Baptist or the writer of Revelation?) and she ends up on our baseball site. I like to think it was a serendipitous moment and our Bible scholar got lost in the THT Stats section or ended up reading one of Steve Treder's fabulous historical pieces. How did this religio-historical topic end up pointing to our baseball site? I suppose the explanation is here.

Actually, I'm not the first person to find humor and illumination in Google search strings, I stole the idea from our own Aaron Gleeman, who occasionally writes about them in his blog. Speaking of which, I suppose we have Aaron to thank for the following string:

elisha cuthbert
I'm guessing that the person looking for Elisha did not tarry long at THT, but moved on to sites with more relevant Elisha-content.

Adults Only

Okay, let's get this out of the way. When you start browsing through search string logs, you'll inevitably come across people who are looking for, ummm, stuff that hasn't much to do with baseball. I guess that's not surprising, since it seems to me that roughly 90% of Internet traffic is devoted to searching for and downloading pictures of nude people (and seraphim, I guess). Some of them are going to happen onto THT (the searchers, not the nude people, of course).

I'm not going to give a bunch of examples, first because although occasionally they are amusing, they are mostly just puzzling and weird. Plus, this is a baseball site and I would like to try to stay on topic. Actually there is a connection with baseball, because some people end up here looking for certain kinds of pictures of their favorite players. And, curiously, the players whose compromising pictures are most sought-after seem to be: Jason Varitek and Alex Rodriguez. I have no comment other than to remark that this is just another example of the great Yankees — Red Sox rivalry that has been going strong since around World War II.

What's this Got to Do With Baseball?

I'm getting there. In fact, as you might expect, many folks end up at THT while looking for answers to real questions about baseball. I'm sure some of the answers are found fairly easily. For example, the person who was looking for "best outfield arms" surely found these definitive articles on the subject.

But the answers to many questions that I've seen are not readily available on the site. So, I thought I would provide a public service by answering some of them as best as I can. Here we go.

Google and the Meaning of Life

In reading through these search strings, I am fascinated by the information that people are seeking. I begin to wonder if the truth may be found in the queries themselves, even moreso than in the answers to the questions. Didn't Socrates search for truth by asking questions? The fact that people want to know these things is significant, meaningful in a way I can't put my finger on, nor (apparently) express very well. Consider these:

I'm thinking the answers to the first two are "Jeter" and "Androstenedione," but is that what the person is looking for? Maybe there's more to it than that.

And there's one that I just can't get out of my mind. I'm not sure, but I feel it's more an answer than a question. I'm confident if I can just discover the question, my life will have more meaning. Here it is:



References and Resources

Attentive readers will have noticed that the quotation at the beginning of this piece has nothing to do with the subject matter at hand. I know, but it's a cool quotation and it appears on the first page of one of my all-time favorite novels, The Razor's Edge.



John Walsh dabbles in baseball analysis in his spare time. He welcomes questions and comments via e-mail.