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Monday, December 29, 2008

Here come the Orioles!


The Yankees aren't the only team in the AL East making high-profile deals: Mark Hendrickson just signed with Baltimore. Hendrickson is like 6'9", and it doesn't get any higher profile than that this side of Chris Young.

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Today at THT


Some stuff to think about while coming to grips with the fact that Killer Kowalski died this year and no one bothered to tell you:

  • A couple of weeks ago, Dave Studeman looked at whether September games were more important than games in April and found out that they kinda sorta maybe were. Today he looks at whether September games are more dramatic. I used to measure this sort of thing with the girls I knew in high school, but it turns out that this is about how many games behind a playoff position a given team is on a given day and not how often someone leaves English class in tears because no one understands them. Either way, it turns out that the 2008 Minnesota Twins are the rough equivalent of 1990 Susan Linderman. Man that chick was messed up.


  • 'Tis the season for end-of-year retrospectives, and as such, Chris Jaffe spects retroly at some stuff that he wrote in THT in 2008. As I am now reviewing what he is reviewing, there's a pretty decent chance that we're all about ready to go back in time. Please: no one use a microwave for the next few minutes. Chris also counts up how many authors have contributed to THT since its inception. In so doing, he comments about how there are more authors around here than there used to be, specifically mentioning Tuck! Fantasy Focus, and me and saying "if there's safety in numbers, our insurance rates should be dropping." As is always the case with statistical analysis, there is room for quibbling, and I regret to inform Chris that his optimistic assessment does not account for the fact that my contributions have dramatically increased the chances that THT will be sued for libel.


  • Finally, over at Fantasy Focus, Victor Wang breaks down the fantasyability of Chris Davis, while Derek Carty assesses the impact of Randy Johnson on the Giants. Should you draft either of these guys? Don't ask me. I'm the guy who had a middle infield of Uggla and Jeter last year in a league that counted defense pretty heavily.

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    Commerce without its folly-swaddles


    The New York Times takes a look at the way those of us whose cable company isn't carrying the MLB Network will be watching its content next season.

    Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 5:32am (2) Comments

    Friday, December 26, 2008

    Randy Johnson to the Giants


    So sayeth Robo. No financial details yet. Just that it's, as expected, a one year deal. My big bold Boxing Day prediction: the Giants get more out of the Big Unit in 2009 than the Yankees get out of Burnett.



    Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 9:51pm (3) Comments

    Wednesday, December 24, 2008

    Merry Christmas!


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    The wife and I just put ShysterBoy and ShysterGirl to bed, there's a generous pour of brown liquor over ice at my side, and I'm about to sit back and watch Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed do their thing. Life isn't perfect, but you take your moments where you can get them, and this is one of them.

    Remember George, no man is a failure who has friends. While I haven't met most of you, I feel like every one of you is a friend of mine. Writing this blog brings me more joy than you can possibly imagine, and I'm grateful that you folks continue to come back each day.

    Merry Christmas, old Building and Loan.

    Craig

    Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 8:38pm (15) Comments

    It’s worth noting . . .


    . . .that the Yankees payroll on Opening Day 2008 was $209 million.

    It's also worth noting that even with the additions of Teixeira, Sabathia, and Burnett, the Yankees' 2009 payroll obligations -- including signing bonuses -- stand at roughly $201-205 million, give or take.

    Yes, that will change some as they fill out the 2009 roster, and yes, the implications of this winter's spending spree are larger than mere current-year obligations, but let's not go crazy talking about salary caps and manifest injustice and all of that jazz. The Yankees have spent extraordinary amounts of money this decade. The result of that has been the ability to bypass the typical success cycle by never truly cratering competitively and always being in the playoff hunt. The result of that has not been the disruption of overall competitive balance or the prevention of success on the part of the other teams such that radical changes are necessary, let alone desirable.

    I will grant you that the former point is somewhat disheartening, but it is certainly not devastating. If you don't like Tampa Bay as an example of why the Yankees' spending isn't terrible (i.e. because it took a decade in the wilderness for the Rays to get where they are) I'll give you the Angels. Or the White Sox. Or the Phillies. Or the Twins. Or the Marlins. Or the Cardinals. Or any other team that has found success without spending $200 million.

    The same level of success? Well, no. All of those teams have ups and downs, and unlike the Yankees, they do not have seeming carte blanche to acquire or retain any player they want. But baseball's prime directive is not to foster perfect competitive balance nor to ensure that players stay with the teams who developed them. Baseball's prime directive is to be a financially successful and entertaining enterprise, and it has gotten better and better at this even as the Yankees have gone nuclear with their payroll. Some would even argue that there's a causal relationship there. I don't know if that's the case, but it cannot be denied that the Yankees' success and subsequent largess of the past 15 years has correlated remarkably well with the growth of baseball's attendance and revenues.

    Maybe that's cold comfort for Blue Jays and Orioles fans, but unless and until the Yankees' spending habits either (a) make a mockery of competitive balance; or (b) send fans away from the game in droves, those habits are not worth worrying about, and I don't see how any of their moves this past month are likely to lead to either of those developments.

    Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 9:03am (18) Comments

    Today at THT


    I went to the Columbus Blue Jackets-Los Angeles Kings game last night. As I sat in the stands, I smelled hot dogs and beer and heard organ music and the murmur and occasional roar of a crowd. I closed my eyes once and could almost imagine I was at a ballpark. When I opened them again, however, I was stuck with stupid hockey. Please Spring, hurry up and get here.

  • Professional ethicist and fellow shyster Jack Marshall engages in a detailed examination explaining why -- from an ethical perspective -- no one signed Barry Bonds last year and won't this year. To his professional credit, he never once uses the word "clusterf**k."


  • Tuck! has a cartoon about silly names. Pretty bold stuff from a guy with punctuation in his own.


  • Finally, over at Fantasy Focus, Derek Carty has a mock draft and a breakdown of the Texeira signing. To Derek's professional credit, he never once uses the word "clusterf**k."

  • Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 5:55am (5) Comments

    Teixeira in Perspective


    Maury Brown has crunched the numbers in the wake of the Teixeira signing and has found all kinds of fun financial factoids. Among them:

    The total base salaries of A-Rod ($32 million), Jeter ($20 million), Teixeira ($20 million), and Sabathia ($14 million) for 2009 will be $82.5 million, or more than the Opening Day payrolls of more than half the league last year (Brewers, Indians, Giants, Reds, Padres, Rockies, Rangers, Orioles, Diamondbacks, Royals, Twins, Nationals, Pirates, Athletics, Rays, and Marlins).

    There are many other dizzying comparisons like that, so by all means, click through. As one of you said in the comments last night: say what you will about this signing, but at least it will be fun to root against the Yankees again next year.

    Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 5:43am (9) Comments

    Tuesday, December 23, 2008

    Teixeira to New York


    Jason has the definitive take.

    At this point they should just sign Manny too.

    Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 4:10pm (14) Comments

    Insight Communications Has Ruined My Year


    In the runup to its January 1st launch, I thought I'd plan ahead and find out on exactly which channel the MLB Network will be appearing among the many hundreds of offerings I receive from my cable provider, Insight Communications. After all, I'd hate to tune to channel 947 when the Larsen perfect game is appearing on channel 962! Plus, it's never too early to set up a series recording of what looks to be the be-all and end-all of nightly highlight shows!

    You'll imagine my surprise, therefore, when I discovered a few moments ago that Insight will not be carrying the MLB Network in 2009.

    This from just about the only cable company who actually carried the Big Ten Network when it launched. Other channels -- just the HD ones, mind you -- I will be able to watch that are not the MLB Network:

    A&E
    ABC
    ABC Family
    AMC
    Animal Planet
    Big Ten Network
    Bravo
    CBS
    Cinemax
    CNBC
    CNN
    CW
    Discovery Channel
    Disney Channel
    ESPN
    ESPN2
    ESPNEWS
    ESPNU
    Food Network
    FOX
    FOX Business News
    FOX News
    FX
    HBO
    HDNet
    HDNet Movies
    HD Theater
    HGTV
    History
    My Network
    National Geographic
    NBC
    NFL Network
    Palladia
    Pay-Per-View
    PBS
    Science Channel
    SCI FI Channel
    Showtime
    Special Events
    SPEED Channel
    Sportstime Ohio
    Starz
    TBS
    TLC
    TNT
    Travel Channel
    Universal HD
    USA Network
    Weather Channel
    WGN
    HD On Demand
    HD Movies On Demand
    Ambient HD On Demand
    FEARnet HD On Demand
    Nat Geo HD On Demand
    Sundance HD On Demand
    HD On Demand: Action
    HD On Demand: Comedy
    HD On Demand: Drama
    HD On Demand: Horror/Sci Fi
    HD On Demand

    So I get a channel called "Ambient" and something called "Palladia," but I don't get in on the largest channel launch in the history of cable television.

    This is why five-day waiting periods were invented.

    Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 3:20pm (14) Comments

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