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Thursday, September 17, 2009
I'm a bigger Bob Dylan fan than anyone you know. I own everything. I enjoy just about all of it. I have long since forgiven Dylan for any of his many musical trespasses over the years, and have even embraced most of them like the big Bob Dylan whore that I am. In the past week I was even listening to "Under the Red Sky" in my car and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If he was revealed to be a serial killer tomorrow, I'd by the guy outside of the courthouse holding the "free Bob Dylan" signs and giving teary, unhinged interviews to television reporters. My Zimmerman love has heretofore known no bounds.
But I think I've found when my fanaticism stops. It's here, and yes kids, there are audio samples. I'll be in the fetal position for the rest of the day. In the meantime:
And yes, before you say anything, I've seen the thing about the Tim McCarver album. I could probably ignore that in ways I simply couldn't ignore Dylan crooning "O Come All Ye Faithful."
Tigers 4, Royals 3:
The crowd began to rise, and clap, waiting for Michigan’s most iconic sports broadcaster to walk out to home plate to say good-bye. Slowly, the applause floated out onto the field, peaking as Harwell strode out from the tunnel behind home plate, walked past the gates and out onto the grass.
Rockies 4, Giants 3: I'll leave this one to Neyer, who got to watch this one from the press box: ". . . in the Hierarchy of Horribles, if you're a Giants fan, losing to Jorge de la Rosa -- being practically shut out by Jorge de la Rosa, then coming oh so close in the ninth inning -- and having to play that schedule, and having a lineup full of struggling hitters ... well, that's gotta be pretty close to the top."
Orioles 4, Rays 2: Losing all of these games isn't ugly enough for you Rays fans? How about a nice shouting match between your left fielder and DH in the clubhouse before the game? And lo, Matt Wieters hit a two-run homer in the bottom of the ninth to win the game, making it clear now that the last four months have merely been a test of our faith. I never doubted you, Matt! And I'd like to remind you, that as a trusted Internet personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in your underground sugar caves.
Athletics 4, Rangers 0: This is the way the Rangers' playoff hopes end. This is the way the Rangers' playoff hopes end. This is the way the Rangers' playoff hopes end. Not with a bang but a whimper (sorry, T.S.).
Yankees 5, Blue Jays 4: One HBP -- Shawn Camp on
Phillies 6, Nationals 1: Ryan Howard stole second base on the front end of a double steal in which Chase Utley stole home. As for Howard: Whoa. Nice wheels, big guy. As for Utley: There should probably be some sort of fielder's choice kind of scoring decision for that kind of thing, because that's just really not a steal of home as far as I'm concerned. Jayson Werth hit a grand slam. The Phillies actually allowed a run.
Dodgers 3, Pirates 1: Man, Pittsburgh will cure what ailes you, won't they? Ronnie Belliard was 3 for 3 with a homer and two runs scored for cryin' out loud. A Wednesday day-game sellout for L.A. FYI: it wasn't the Pirates that spiked the fan interest.
Red Sox 9, Angels 8: The Angels led by one entering the ninth. Boston loads the bases and Nick Green comes in to pinch hit for Casey Kotchman. Fuentes gets two strikes on him, and then Green checks his swing on what would have been strike three. At least the umps say he did -- Mike Scioscia disagreed. Fuentes and Green battle until the count is full. The payoff: low, ball four, tying run walks in. Adam Kilgore at the Globe said "If it really was low, it was low by half a millimeter. Scioscia is enraged." Alex Gonzalez comes up, hits a bloop single to win the game.
Reds 6, Astros 5: How on Earth can you give up eleven hits, five of which were home runs, and not lose the game? Ask Justin Lehr. I imagine he'd start by telling you to only walk one dude. His next idea would be to tell you to make sure you've got a good bullpen like the Reds have so they can bail your tater givin' up butt with four innings of shutout relief. Hal McCoy was honored before the game, which was a nice move by the Reds.
Padres 6, Diamondbacks 5: Luis Durango, who was making his first big league start, hit an infield single to lead off the 10th inning, then stole second, and then beat the throw home on a single to win it. In other news, "Luis Durango" is a fabulous ballplayer name.
Brewers 9, Cubs 5: Alcides Escobar went 4 for 5 with three RBI. Brewers fans may want to turn their attention to the Packers these days, but watching this guy come up and work to figure it out is the kind of thing that they should really take the time to savor in the waning days of 2009.
Marlins 5, Cardinals 2: Josh Johnson gave up nine hits but allowed just one run and struck out nine in six innings. The Marlins somehow continue to hang around, sitting four back of Colorado.
Twins 7, Indians 3: The Twins win, they're four and a half back, and they face a Tigers team this weekend that can be had. Really early in the season I talked about how the Twins always seem to hang around. This is what I meant.
Mariners 4, White Sox 1: Mike Carp hit his first major league home run. Then: "When the game ended, Carp was given a beer shower and had an ice cream pie shoved in his face by a couple of the veterans." Ice cream? Original, I guess. Question: why is that there are always pie plates hanging around major league clubhouses? Are they seriously making pie part of the standard post game spread? These are the kind of things that keep me up all night obsessing.
Braves 6, Mets 5: The Braves come from behind and win the game on a Daniel "I have no business playing any defensive position" Murphy error in the ninth. That's six straight. Derek Lowe left the game with a blister on his finger after playing the 18th take of "Helter Skelter."