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Baseball. Blogging. Whenever.Friday, October 09, 2009Deep ThoughtsHow many beers does C.B. Bucknor owe Phil Cuzzi for taking the heat off him? Steven Soderbergh to try and make another baseball movieNot Moneyball, according to MTV Movies blogger Larry Carroll: “Yeah, I have another idea for a baseball movie that actually doesn’t have any baseball in it,” the “Informant!” filmmaker revealed to us recently and more than a bit cryptically. “I am going to see MLB when I’m in New York to talk to them about it.” Carroll speculates that it could be a Jose Canseco/steroids or a Pete Rose kind of thing. Those ideas sound too ESPN-cheapie-movie to me. Any guesses about what real-life baseball story would be Soderbergh-worthy? He already did "Solaris" and I can't see anything moving slower than that, so "The Steve Trachsel Story" is out. The Phillies can’t hold on to their ringsThis article has a little bit of everything: A masked fan ejected from a Phillies playoff game is charged with stealing three World Series rings from a ballpark office. The Phillies have now had four such rings stolen since winning the title last year. Police say 22-year-old Matthew Mervine of Berlin, N.J., was videotaped taking the rings Thursday. They say he had also left his contact information on a job application. Among its delights: (1) confusion: is the penalty for stealing jewelry in Philly ejection from the ballpark? I'm assuming he was arrested, right? If so, is it really necessary to note that he was ejected too? If he was ejected and only later arrested, why was he ejected? I'm worried that there is some high comedy we're missing here; (2) courtesy: it was very nice of the criminal to leave all of his personal information prior to committing the theft; (3) Pfun Pfilly Pfacts: Scouts get cheaper rings. This isn't necessarily surprising, but I never really thought about it before. I wonder what the cutoff is. Does the bullpen coach get full-blown bling? Trainer? UPDATE: More info from another story: Apparently, Mervine, who wore a rubber skull mask to yesterday's game against the Rockies, found his way to the Phillies offices after being kicked out of the game with other fans who were being too boisterous, police said. He'd been wearing a skull mask and calling himself "Rockie Killer." Someone on the Citizens Bank Park security staff should probably brush up on the concept of "kicking someone out of the game." Roy Clark to the Nats?Rosenthal has the Nats interviewing Braves' scouting director Roy Clark for the assistant GM job. If Clark were to jump ship, it would be . . . bad. Clark has been courted by the Nats before and turned them down. That was more of a lateral move, however. If Robo is right, this is something else entirely. This is how you reflect on sports failure, kidsDanUpBaby from Viva El Birdos: Nine-hundred and eighty times out of a thousand Matt Holliday catches the ball. Seven-hundred and eighty times out of a thousand a batter facing Ryan Franklin doesn't reach base safely. If I keep saying that he sucks he can't suck. None of it matters in that one instant except to remind us, to insist to us, that baseball isn't always like this, that normally it meets our expectations halfway. NBC Comment of the DayAn article by Craig Calcaterra is like a fart. It stinks, but it will soon go away! You guys often ask me how I put up with the NBC commenters. I have no idea what you mean. This stuff is GOLD! My Morning in ExileThings I wrote while wondering why Greg Maddux never won a Nobel Peace Prize: And if not Maddux, how about Picard? You gonna tell me that the guy who almost single-handedly put an end to the Klingon civil war isn't worthy? Politics, man. Freakin' politics. And That Happened: Division SeriesDodgers 3, Cardinals 2: Look, I know all you Cardinals fans want to kill Matt Holliday right now, but (a) your guys may not have made the postseason without him; (b) he did hit a homer in the game; and (c) Ryan Franklin still had to walk Casey Blake, give up a single to Ronnie Belliard, walk Russell Martin, give up a single to Mark Loretta and deal with a passed ball in order for the game to go bye-bye. All of that said, This is still the picture of the postseason so far. In other news, you had two Cy Young Award candidates pitch the first two games of a playoff series and you're still down 2-0? Welcome to the the world of the late-1990s Braves, Cardinals fans! UPDATE: I lodged this same Braves comment on Facebook, and the great Mark Armour weighed in thusly: Did you know: the 1995-99 Braves (a) had the best record in the league five years in a row (matching the 1949-53 Yankees) and (b) won 9 of their 13 post-season series. An incredible team with a fine post-season record. That's great and all, but my response: "Who ya gonna believe Braves fans, the well-respected baseball historian stating what are no doubt accurate facts, or your irrational, Jim-Leyritz and Livan Hernandez-hating hearts?" Rockies 5, Phillies 4: Cole Hamels allowed four runs and seven hits in five innings and then high-tailed it to be by his wife's side in the maternity ward. But I think the most amazing thing about this game is that Charlie Manuel used two of his three options to start Game 3 -- Happ and Blanton -- as relievers. Blanton pitched an inning of relief because, hell, I don't know why. He hasn't done it in three years, and when he came into the game, every single member of the Phillie bullpen had at least three days rest under their belt thanks to Cliff Lee's CG on Wednesday. Then, having used Blanton, he turns to Happ, who was promptly knocked out on a comebacker. Is Manuel that afraid of his usual relief corps.? I guess not, because he used a bunch of them eventually. Thirteen pitchers in all between these two teams, and 3:41 for a nine-inning game. Heidi's labor probably didn't last that long. Oh, one other thing: it snowed in Denver yesterday and there's a chance of it again on Saturday. Not exactly Pedro Martinez's element. Happ pitched college ball at Northwestern and based on the Big Ten baseball I've watched, there's no doubt he has pitched in snow before. Too bad he's not available. Angels 5, Red Sox 0: Based on what I'm hearing via Facebook status updates, angry emails, and generalized chatter in the winds, Red Sox Nation is none too happy with the umpiring of last night's game, particularly as it came from C.B. Bucknor. Very little of this chatter mentions the fact that none of the controversial calls -- Hunter walking in the third, Youkilis' "missed" tag on Howie Kendrick in the fourth inning, Youkilis stretch in the sixth -- came in innings in which the Angels scored. Fair? Oh hell no. Those missed calls led to extra pitches by Boston pitchers that weren't helpful by any means. But maybe the Sox' complains would be better taken if they had managed to do thing-one against John Lackey. Quote from the game story: "the noisy Orange County crowd didn't seem to be anticipating disappointment while clacking its ThunderStix and easily drowning out the surprisingly small Boston fan contingent on a slightly chilly night." Holy crap, they're still doing the ThunderStix thing out there? I went to an Angels game in 2003 and it was played out then. Angels fans, take it from a Braves fan: you don't want to continue to be identified in the world by a group cheering thing that, while possibly amusing when it started, grows more and more ridiculous as time goes on. No, ThunderStix will probably never be as bad as the Chop, but you don't even want to be half as bad as that, OK? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||