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Friday, November 13, 2009

Mr. GQ


So, like, I was building this prototype teleportation machine, and just as I was about to test it on Derek Jeter, the Unfrozen Caveman version of Johnny Damon accidentally fell into the transport pod. Total mess.
Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 3:57pm (5) Comments

“The New York Mets will be facilitating activities that directly violate international law”


If you were to tell me that a Major League team bumbled its way into an international incident, I would immediately say "The Mets. It was the Mets, right?" I mean, is there any other possible answer?
Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 3:29pm (16) Comments

My Morning in Exile


Water on the moon? "The Lcross Mission" Noah Cross? Water where it should not naturally be? Forget it Jake . . .

  • Brent Mayne has the most sensible insight I've heard regarding signs since I saw the live recording of Five Man Acoustical Jam at the Trocadero. No, I wasn't there to see Tesla. I thought it was a Dead Milkmen show.


  • We all go a little mad sometimes.


  • The Nats are gonna pull a Belliard. If that doesn't work, they can try a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever. Yeah, I know I've used that one before.


  • You know what would be cool? The Silver Surfer Awards. Wait, that's no good. Norrin Radd would just win it every year. Unless Torii Hunter discovers the Power Cosmic.


  • The Rangers can't afford a buck fifty for a Cherry Coke Zero, yet they want Vlad Guerrero. Whatever.


  • You're not gonna believe this, but Heyman says that Boras says that a Boras client is, like, super valuable and highly desirable. I know. I'm just as shocked as you are.


    • I don't know why those kitty cats were even nosin' around for water up there. Don't they know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No?
    Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 1:15pm (9) Comments