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Monday, October 05, 2009And That Happened: 2009 Finale editionTigers 5, White Sox 3; Twins 13, Royals 4: 162 games and nothing is decided. Before Saturday night the Twins hadn't smelled first place since May. They were seven games out in early September. Now it all comes down to Tuesday. I love me these 163-game seasons we've been having the past couple of years, but then again, it hasn't been my team in the nerve racking playoff game. Moment of shallowness: does the fact that Jason Kubel and Delmon Young came up bigger than Mauer did over the weekend somehow cost Joe MVP votes? Obviously that shouldn't be the case -- and really, the stathead paranoia that Mauer won't win the MVP is getting pretty tired by now -- but if I let my imagination run wild, I can feature someone thinking "you know, in the end, Mauer needed help!"Yankees 10, Rays 2: The fact that Alex Rodriguez's 2 HR, 7 RBI inning put him exactly on 30 homers and exactly on 100 RBI will cause someone somewhere to count it against him as some personal stats-inspired performance. Really, unless he bats .500/.750/1.750 in the playoffs, there will be a hatchet job article about me-first A-Rod referencing this game before spring training starts. Dodgers 5, Rockies 3: Vicente Padilla shuts down a skeleton-crew Rockies lineup in a meaningless game. And as per his tradition in meaningless season finales, Joe Torre let the players take over. He chose Brad Ausmus as manager, named Mark Loretta bench coach, Jim Thome was the hitting coach and Jeff Weaver was the bullpen coach. I suppose he could have given those responsibilities to more boring guys if he tried, but the Dodgers probably would have had to make some roster moves first. I know P.R. considerations wouldn't let him name Manny manager for a day, but a boy can dream, can't he? Ausmus on his future as a manager: "There are times when I think I'd like to do it, and there's times when I think I'd like to walk away from a baseball stadium and never come back. But those are usually the days when I'm 0 for 4 with three strikeouts." So what he's saying is that the days he wants to walk away and never come back far outnumber the "I want to be a manager" days. Mariners 4, Rangers 3: Griffey singled in his last at bat, cried a bit, tipped his cap and was carried off the field on his teammates' shoulders to wild ovations from the Seattle crowd. I don't believe in fate or magic or most other metaphysical baloney, but I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that the universe was telling you something, Junior. There's no way you'll ever have a better way to go out and you have absolutely zero to prove. So, unless the idea of retirement is positively poison to you, call a press conference, fly back to Seattle next opening day for the number retirement, and take your well-earned place in Valhalla. And yes, that advice for Griffey is 100% calculated to make life easier for me to deal with the end of his career. He probably does not -- and probably should not -- give a crap. Giants 4, Padres 3: Not that anyone listens to me when it comes to end-of-career advice anyway. The other day I thought that the Unit should take the weekend off, having his career end at his home park with a high five, a victory, and the cheer of hometown fans. Instead he pitches an inning on the road, blows a lead and has his bacon saved by Jeremy Affeldt, Brian Wilson and Pablo Sandoval. Oh well, everything ends badly, or else it would never end. Angels 5, Athletics 3: Has a team ever bounced back from as horrible an April as the Angels? We can't know because the reasons for the horribleness are partially unquantifiable, but hats off to Anaheim for a great season regardless. I have no rooting interests in this year's playoffs, and when that happens I tend to adopt a team. The Yankees and Red Sox are never going to be that team because they don't need me and I don't much like them. I have some historical issues with the Twins, and even if I didn't, if they pull it out on Tuesday, their bandwagon is going to be pretty full. The Tigers are an old flame, but I can't see myself getting involved with someone who doesn't have their stuff together. The Phillies are my team's division rival, and I can't bring myself to root for them at any time before the World Series, and maybe not at all. The Cardinals and Dodgers made that list of teams to whom I could conceivably sell my allegiance and I am an NL guy at heart, but the Angels are at least shaping up to be the team I'd like to see come out of the AL. Diamondbacks 5, Cubs 2: The regular season ends for Chicago. And the what-in-tarnation-are-we-going-to-do-about-Milton Bradley season begins. Brewers 9, Cardinals 7: The stumble-to-the-finish-line Cardinals are set to face the stumble-to-the-finish-line Dodgers. It's been nearly 20 years since I took a physics class, so someone is going to have to tell me what it is that happens when an eminently resistible force meets a totally movable object. Phillies 7, Marlins 6: I'm not going to say that Philadelphia was thinking more about Colorado than Florida in this game, but they used eight pitchers and thirteen position players, none of whom were named Howard, Rollins or Utley. For what it's worth, Hanley Ramirez wins the batting title, though that was decided a while ago. Red Sox 12, Indians 7: Clay Buchholz gives up 13 runs in eight innings over his last two starts. In light of that, if you're the Angels, you gotta be thinking "split at home, and we're sitting pretty." Game story: "Jason Bay did not make an error this season, becoming the fourth qualifying Red Sox outfielder with a 1.000 fielding percentage." If Jason Bay finishing with a 1.000 fielding percentage does not make every last person finally reject fielding percentage as a legitimate measure of defensive prowess, nothing will. Nationals 2, Braves 1: What an up and down year for the Braves. At least they enter an offseason with the good kinds of question marks (which of the six good starters we have will we keep? When will we call up our stud corner outfielder?) instead of the bad ones (is this the year Francoeur figures it out? Can anyone besides Chipper hit the ball?). Reds 6, Pirates 4: The Pirates got shut out 17 times this sason. But you probably didn't need me to tell you that it wasn't their year. Mets 4, Astros 0: Mercifully, 2009 ends for the Mets. Even more mercifully, no one threw their back out or pulled their hamstring while cleaning out their locker. Orioles 5, Blue Jays 4: For finishing the season with four straight wins and for avoiding 100 losses, the Orioles don't get a "Homicide" quote: "You better calm yourself down before I haul off and smack you upside your wide, wide head. We killed your husband. And I ain't your maid anymore b*tch. I'm your sister in crime!" I apologize if you haven't seen that movie. I apologize even more if you have. An so our revels now are ended. Oh, I'll recap game 163 between the Twins and Tigers, and I'll recap the playoff games too, but it's just not the same. The playoffs bring a bothersome importance to everything. The kid of importance that saps this unimportant little feature of all of its fun. Beginnings are nice. We get them every April. Endings are glorious. We'll have one in a few weeks. Personally, however, I prefer the middles. A full slate of near-meaningless late-July Wednesday night games. The day-in-day out of it all. Broadcasts without extreme closeups and storylines. People doing things both heroic and ignominious every night that are basically forgotten by noon the next day because, hell, there's another ballgame in a few hours. The playoffs are great in their own way, but nothing beats everyday baseball, and I am once again sad to see it go. Thanks for checking in every morning, folks. We'll have plenty to talk about all fall and winter, but really, it's all about counting down until we get that slate of near-meaningless 15 games again next April 5th for which we can once again say: And That Happened. Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 12:02am Comments
tbliggins said...
Great work, Craig, even if it is done from Ohio. Don’t forget that the Arod bashing would still happen if he hits .500/.750/1.750 in the playoffs if the Yanks don’t win it all. Posted 10/05 at 10:17 AM
Chuck said...
Craig, +1 to the Thanks ledger. It’s always nice to have one more reason to interfere with the start of the workday. Posted 10/05 at 10:34 AM
YankeesfanLen said...
Through your judicious help, we’ve all had a great season. Thanks Craig (and fellow handshakers) Posted 10/05 at 10:51 AM
Ross said...
Thank you Craig. Posted 10/05 at 10:53 AM
hermitfool said...
Excellent pieces on the end of the regular season, Craig and John. Thank you. Playoff time means baseball season is nearly done. But for me playoff season means loud-mouthed dolts like Tim McCarver in the broadcast booth, long “human interest” fluff interviews in the crowd while a baseball game is being played on the field, empty, smarmy suits, like Chip Caray and Joe Buck doing the play-by-play. Once the play-offs begin TV networks send in the big producer boys, who have no clue about baseball and assume the audience is as ignorant and as attention deficit as they are. If we could look forward to Vin Scully, Pete Van Wieren, Don Sutton or any of the less well-known broadcasters for local TV stations, who do an excellent job every day of addition by subtraction, the playoff season might be something to celebrate, instead of the death march of braying platitudes they have become. Posted 10/05 at 11:24 AM
Jack Marshall said...
The problem, Hermit, is that the networks have to “dumb down” the post-season coverage and try to educate an audience largely ignorant of the game, the teams, and the season. This makes even good broadcasters insipid: when Jon Miller did play-by-play for the O’s and Red Sox, later the Giants, he could be terrific. Even McCarver can be perceptive. On a network, Scully’s just left with his catch phrases. Why can’t ESPN or someone have a separate feed for people who follow the game, and don’t have to have the basics spoon-fed to them? Who don’t need “the story-line” spelled out? I don’t need to hear about Jon Lester’s cancer,CC and A-Rod’s past play-off woes, how great Mariano is, about Papelbon doing the damn jig, the travails of the Angels against the Sox in October and the story about the demise of the team’s fallen young pitcher, about Manny’s suspension and Brad Lidge’s collapse. I know all that, so do you. Surely there would be a substantial audience for a broadcast that omitted all the old crap. No? Posted 10/05 at 11:54 AM
Andy said...
Read this every morning. Loved it. Posted 10/05 at 11:56 AM
Will said...
Thanks from me as well, Craig. As for the AL, I’m actively hostile to both the Red Sox and Yankees, so I’m rooting for the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (etc.) as well. It strikes me as interesting that they have been a very good team for the last several years, manhandling the AL West on a regular basis, but they don’t seem to get much press buzz about it. There are times when you’d be forgiven for thinking that the AL only consisted of the East—and that only two of those teams mattered. Posted 10/05 at 11:57 AM
Jack Marshall said...
I have to say, the hostility toward the Red Sox amazes me. They are notably absent actively repugnant players, now that Manny and, for some, Schilling are gone. (Papelbon may be the exception.) Many are outright admirable. The manager is engaging. The team has given Bill James some of the respect and credibility he deserves. The fans at Fenway are respectful of the game and knowledgeable. They aren’t front-runners, having followed the team loyally and in force since 1967. There are individual jerks, but they are not the rule. The team’s payroll is not at a different order of magnitude from most of the successful teams. Their announcers aren’t outrageous homers, like, say, the O’s and Yankee broadcasters. I don’t get it. Posted 10/05 at 12:11 PM
YX said...
Well, they win, that’s the problem. When they win, by definition other teams lose. And those who not follow the Red Sox don’t like their teams losing. Posted 10/05 at 12:14 PM
puck said...
“The day-in-day out of it all…The playoffs are great in their own way, but nothing beats everyday baseball, and I am once again sad to see it go.” I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels this way. I join the chorus of thanks, Craig. Posted 10/05 at 12:38 PM
Kevin S. said...
Jack, perhaps I’m biased as a Yankee fan, but Youkilis pisses the #### out of me, and not just a player on the field. JD Drew, for one reason or another, has alienated a couple fan bases, and he’s generally seen as a poster child for what’s wrong with a sabermetric viewpoint, but I have no qualms with him personally (as an aside, any Sox fan who has read Joe Pos’ recent blog posts on Drew and Theo needs to do so. Like, now. The rest of my boring post will still be here when you’re done). Pedroia suffers a Jeter-esque syndrome, where the way he’s covered in the media grates on people more than anything he actually does. Papelbon you mentioned, and as someone else mentioned, winning breeds contempt. As a Yankee fan, I could look at their roster and wonder the same thing. Who’s there to hate? A-Rod for his past antics (though he’s been milquetoast this year, and I couldn’t be happier), Joba because Goose Gossage doesn’t like that he shows emotion, Jeter again for the media hype… I mean, who else on the team is really hateable for reasons other than being better than *insert favorite team*‘s option at the position? On a completely different note, if you haven’t read K-Law’s Yankee scouting report, please do so. The MAORP paragraph is quite possibly the funniest thing in a not-sad way I’ve read on the four-letter this season. Posted 10/05 at 12:56 PM
Jack Marshall said...
Kevin: I agree completely about the Yankees: with the exception of A-Rod, who gets more crap than he deserves, and Joba, who does appear to be a jerkola, the rest of the team is class personified. I think disliking Pedroia is like disliking Jeter or Rose (as a player.) He plays the game right, pugnaciously, hard, smart, intense. Ditto Youkilis. Posted 10/05 at 01:11 PM
Kevin S. said...
Yeah, but Youkilis looks like a billygoat. Your honor, the state rests its case. Posted 10/05 at 01:23 PM
will said...
Jack, I’ll tell you why I’m hostile to the Red Sox. It doesn’t have much to do with the players, its more to do with the fans. Once they got over the “Curse of the Bambino,” all kinds of bandwagon fans came out of the woodwork. In my experience, these fans tend to be incredibly obnoxious, at least as bad as the worst of the Yankees fanbase, I point you to the goons that infest Craig’s NBC comment threads as evidence. Posted 10/05 at 01:25 PM
Jack Marshall said...
Agree: All bandwagon fans are objectionable, regardless of loyalty. And cheering for the visitors has to be done with delicacy and relative restraint. Posted 10/05 at 02:11 PM
Andy L said...
Thanks so much Craig. Never stop. Posted 10/05 at 02:24 PM
Kevin S. said...
“And cheering for the visitors has to be done with delicacy and relative restraint.” You mean I was being a douche when I went into Fenway in ‘03 and chanted “1918!” Hey, in my defense, I was still in high school. I didn’t know any better. Posted 10/05 at 02:40 PM
Kevin S. said...
I take that back, it was either ‘01 or ‘02. And they were losing to the Tigers. The then-putrid Tigers. And they had a “Yankees Suck!” chant going. I had to do something about it. Posted 10/05 at 02:45 PM
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Another thanks from here, Craig. ATH and the entire blog are great baseball fun.