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Monday, October 05, 2009

And That Happened: 2009 Finale edition

Tigers 5, White Sox 3; Twins 13, Royals 4: 162 games and nothing is decided. Before Saturday night the Twins hadn't smelled first place since May. They were seven games out in early September. Now it all comes down to Tuesday. I love me these 163-game seasons we've been having the past couple of years, but then again, it hasn't been my team in the nerve racking playoff game. Moment of shallowness: does the fact that Jason Kubel and Delmon Young came up bigger than Mauer did over the weekend somehow cost Joe MVP votes? Obviously that shouldn't be the case -- and really, the stathead paranoia that Mauer won't win the MVP is getting pretty tired by now -- but if I let my imagination run wild, I can feature someone thinking "you know, in the end, Mauer needed help!"

Yankees 10, Rays 2: The fact that Alex Rodriguez's 2 HR, 7 RBI inning put him exactly on 30 homers and exactly on 100 RBI will cause someone somewhere to count it against him as some personal stats-inspired performance. Really, unless he bats .500/.750/1.750 in the playoffs, there will be a hatchet job article about me-first A-Rod referencing this game before spring training starts.

Dodgers 5, Rockies 3: Vicente Padilla shuts down a skeleton-crew Rockies lineup in a meaningless game. And as per his tradition in meaningless season finales, Joe Torre let the players take over. He chose Brad Ausmus as manager, named Mark Loretta bench coach, Jim Thome was the hitting coach and Jeff Weaver was the bullpen coach. I suppose he could have given those responsibilities to more boring guys if he tried, but the Dodgers probably would have had to make some roster moves first. I know P.R. considerations wouldn't let him name Manny manager for a day, but a boy can dream, can't he? Ausmus on his future as a manager: "There are times when I think I'd like to do it, and there's times when I think I'd like to walk away from a baseball stadium and never come back. But those are usually the days when I'm 0 for 4 with three strikeouts." So what he's saying is that the days he wants to walk away and never come back far outnumber the "I want to be a manager" days.

Mariners 4, Rangers 3: Griffey singled in his last at bat, cried a bit, tipped his cap and was carried off the field on his teammates' shoulders to wild ovations from the Seattle crowd. I don't believe in fate or magic or most other metaphysical baloney, but I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that the universe was telling you something, Junior. There's no way you'll ever have a better way to go out and you have absolutely zero to prove. So, unless the idea of retirement is positively poison to you, call a press conference, fly back to Seattle next opening day for the number retirement, and take your well-earned place in Valhalla.

And yes, that advice for Griffey is 100% calculated to make life easier for me to deal with the end of his career. He probably does not -- and probably should not -- give a crap.

Giants 4, Padres 3: Not that anyone listens to me when it comes to end-of-career advice anyway. The other day I thought that the Unit should take the weekend off, having his career end at his home park with a high five, a victory, and the cheer of hometown fans. Instead he pitches an inning on the road, blows a lead and has his bacon saved by Jeremy Affeldt, Brian Wilson and Pablo Sandoval. Oh well, everything ends badly, or else it would never end.

Angels 5, Athletics 3: Has a team ever bounced back from as horrible an April as the Angels? We can't know because the reasons for the horribleness are partially unquantifiable, but hats off to Anaheim for a great season regardless. I have no rooting interests in this year's playoffs, and when that happens I tend to adopt a team. The Yankees and Red Sox are never going to be that team because they don't need me and I don't much like them. I have some historical issues with the Twins, and even if I didn't, if they pull it out on Tuesday, their bandwagon is going to be pretty full. The Tigers are an old flame, but I can't see myself getting involved with someone who doesn't have their stuff together. The Phillies are my team's division rival, and I can't bring myself to root for them at any time before the World Series, and maybe not at all. The Cardinals and Dodgers made that list of teams to whom I could conceivably sell my allegiance and I am an NL guy at heart, but the Angels are at least shaping up to be the team I'd like to see come out of the AL.

Diamondbacks 5, Cubs 2: The regular season ends for Chicago. And the what-in-tarnation-are-we-going-to-do-about-Milton Bradley season begins.

Brewers 9, Cardinals 7: The stumble-to-the-finish-line Cardinals are set to face the stumble-to-the-finish-line Dodgers. It's been nearly 20 years since I took a physics class, so someone is going to have to tell me what it is that happens when an eminently resistible force meets a totally movable object.

Phillies 7, Marlins 6: I'm not going to say that Philadelphia was thinking more about Colorado than Florida in this game, but they used eight pitchers and thirteen position players, none of whom were named Howard, Rollins or Utley. For what it's worth, Hanley Ramirez wins the batting title, though that was decided a while ago.

Red Sox 12, Indians 7: Clay Buchholz gives up 13 runs in eight innings over his last two starts. In light of that, if you're the Angels, you gotta be thinking "split at home, and we're sitting pretty." Game story: "Jason Bay did not make an error this season, becoming the fourth qualifying Red Sox outfielder with a 1.000 fielding percentage." If Jason Bay finishing with a 1.000 fielding percentage does not make every last person finally reject fielding percentage as a legitimate measure of defensive prowess, nothing will.

Nationals 2, Braves 1: What an up and down year for the Braves. At least they enter an offseason with the good kinds of question marks (which of the six good starters we have will we keep? When will we call up our stud corner outfielder?) instead of the bad ones (is this the year Francoeur figures it out? Can anyone besides Chipper hit the ball?).

Reds 6, Pirates 4: The Pirates got shut out 17 times this sason. But you probably didn't need me to tell you that it wasn't their year.

Mets 4, Astros 0: Mercifully, 2009 ends for the Mets. Even more mercifully, no one threw their back out or pulled their hamstring while cleaning out their locker.

Orioles 5, Blue Jays 4: For finishing the season with four straight wins and for avoiding 100 losses, the Orioles don't get a "Homicide" quote: "You better calm yourself down before I haul off and smack you upside your wide, wide head. We killed your husband. And I ain't your maid anymore b*tch. I'm your sister in crime!" I apologize if you haven't seen that movie. I apologize even more if you have.

An so our revels now are ended. Oh, I'll recap game 163 between the Twins and Tigers, and I'll recap the playoff games too, but it's just not the same. The playoffs bring a bothersome importance to everything. The kid of importance that saps this unimportant little feature of all of its fun.

Beginnings are nice. We get them every April. Endings are glorious. We'll have one in a few weeks. Personally, however, I prefer the middles. A full slate of near-meaningless late-July Wednesday night games. The day-in-day out of it all. Broadcasts without extreme closeups and storylines. People doing things both heroic and ignominious every night that are basically forgotten by noon the next day because, hell, there's another ballgame in a few hours. The playoffs are great in their own way, but nothing beats everyday baseball, and I am once again sad to see it go.

Thanks for checking in every morning, folks. We'll have plenty to talk about all fall and winter, but really, it's all about counting down until we get that slate of near-meaningless 15 games again next April 5th for which we can once again say: And That Happened.

Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 12:02am


Comments

Jack Marshall said...

Yes, Kevin, I’m afraid it’s true: you were a douche. And as we’ve established here, I should know.

Posted 10/05  at  02:45 PM
Jack Marshall said...

Yes, I agree: you had just provocation.

Posted 10/05  at  03:20 PM
APBA Guy said...

Craig-

Thanks from the Left Coast for including us in your daily snark-fest. Out here in “Detroit with Sunshine”, as we gravitate towards a work-free lifestyle, we sometimes don’t get to your blog until the East Coast guys have all gone home.

But it’s always the first thing I look at, and the chance to add a snippet or two about the beloved A’s (14th in team OPS, 11th in team ERA, the very definition of mediocrity) makes ATH most enjoyable.

We’ll be watching for your other posts until next April.

Posted 10/05  at  03:32 PM
The Rabbit said...

Although I may have some competition, I am your biggest fan. As I’ve said before, if I ever hit the lottery, I will become your patron and you can write full time.
The end of the regular season is definitely a letdown. I, too, adopted the Angels as my playoff team to watch (with the sound turned off).
And to Jack: Why do people “hate” the Red Sox and Yankees? Let me begin by saying that I’m a former Bostonian so I don’t hate the Red Sox or even the Yankees for that matter. I love baseball…period.
I’m a native Philadelphian and there is no one more obnoxious than a Philadelphia sports fan in his/her venue; therefore, I won’t attribute it to the fan base.
I’d say that it is simply a matter of the haves and have nots.  Both teams have the capital to buy anything and anyone it wants. As Bronson Arroyo stated in his interview, he believed that George would be happy to lose $10 million if the Yankees won the Series and that Steinbrenner was the only owner with that commitment.  It doesn’t matter if it’s the truth. It’s a common perception and perception is truth to many people.
Fans of other teams whose owners have Walmart mentality, are in the middle of costly divorces, lose money to Madoff, owned by media conglomerates who may be more concerned with shareholder dividends than the the team, etc. are envious of the Yankee/Red Sox ownership.
The question is: Would someone with that kind of money buy a team in a smaller market just for the love of baseball and not for asset appreciation? If I had that kind of money, I would. You can’t take it with you..but then people think I’m nuts anyway.

Posted 10/05  at  04:59 PM
Jack Marshall said...

Rabbit: I wonder why people say that about Boston resources. If the Red Sox really were inclined to pay anything and price was no object, they would have broken the bank to keep Teixeira from the Yankees, because the Yankees really needed him.  The Sox are 4th in total salary, 21 million, or less than one Manny Ramirez, ahead of the Dodgers at #9. The Yankees are 80 million ahead of Boston in total salary. The two teams’ salaries were closer in the Seventies. Boston’s smaller than many of the markets below them. The key difference is that baseball is central to Boston and New England culture.

Posted 10/05  at  05:14 PM
YankeesfanLen said...

@Jack and Rabbit-
    I’m inclined to agree with some of both your points, in that the Yankees appear and do more to keep and maintain their competitiveness. And so does Boston. And so does Philadelphia who do it to keep ahead of the woefully mis-managed Mets, who have almost always managed to throw hugh amounts down the outhouse.
    I would like Rabbit to win PowerBall, MegaMillions etc and start to use their windfall from revenue sharing to make a great triumberant in Pittsburgh, where it would be greatly appreciated and supported.
    It is fun to ceaselessly encourage a favorite team and to know why you’re doing it. Geography aside all fans have the same cross section as society as a whole.  This is just like the difference between ShysterBall and the gang that hangs at CTB. It’s a matter of which intellectual level you choose to participate.  And if it’s both, that’s fine too.
    Now, leave ARod alone and stopping deifying Jeter simultaneously. (Had to get that in)

Posted 10/05  at  05:44 PM
The Rabbit said...

@Jack and Len
Jack: Of course, you are absolutely correct, but nothing that people “think” should surprise you. As I said, perception is truth, not fact. (I’m avoiding political simile here at all cost, even though I know Craig would agree it.) Perception: Just because the BoSox doesn’t have the highest payroll doesn’t mean they couldn’t if they made that choice.
In my travels around the US, I found that most people outside of New England have no clue regarding Boston’s population or surrounding areas. Geography is clearly not a strong point in this country. They assume it’s smaller than NYC but not by much. It’s amazing how many people think Boston has a larger population than Philly unless, of course, they think that Philadelphia is a State.
It’s all perception and you can see it when you read the comments (if you have the stomach for it) at CTB.
Len: Thank you, thank you.  I think owning the Pirates would be great fun and give me the perfect excuse to move back to the Northeast, too.  Your comments are always insightful and crack me up at the same time.  Rare quality.  BTW..I’m eternally grateful to A-Rod’s performance yesterday. He’s a wonderful person and credit to the human race. His two HR’s more than clinched my fantasy team’s 1st place finish. (Equal time here: Big Papi’s been my 1st baseman since the end of June.)

Posted 10/05  at  06:28 PM
Kevin S. said...

I also think people sometimes use market size as a proxy for revenue streams.  Boston has maxed the #### out potential revenue streams.  This is something that they’ve earned, and it shouldn’t be held against them, but they have managed to generate a situation where their revenue is disproportionately large relative to their market size, so while it’s correct to say they aren’t the biggest of markets, they do have one of the largest revenue streams.  Again, they’ve earned that, and I don’t think they should be required to plow punitive amounts of it back into the slackass teams.

Posted 10/05  at  06:56 PM
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