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Friday, October 02, 2009
And That HappenedTwins 8, Tigers 3: You say the Tigers all but put it away yesterday? Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that the Twins, here, were only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.
Nationals 2, Braves 1: Of course with all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. And now that the Rockies have clinched the Wild Card, we're simply going through the Braves' clothes looking for loose change. Tommy Hanson is some loose change. He didn't win, but seven innings of one-run, nine strikeout ball probably clinched the Rookie of the Year award. More generally speaking, I'm proud of my team for not mailing in the last month of the season like so many of us out here in Braves Land thought they would. Last winter I said this team was really shooting for 2010. Based on how 2009 is ending, 2010 looks pretty good right now.
Rockies 9, Brewers 2: Congratulations Colorado. After the horrendous start to the season and the canning of Clint Hurdle, I don't think anyone gave them a snowball's chance, but here they are with the wild card. Well, for now anyway. If they sweep the flaccid Dodgers this weekend, they win the west. If you're Colorado, do you try to make that happen, or do you try to rest regulars over the weekend and hope to get back at the Dodgers in the NLCS?
Cardinals 13, Reds 0: Somebody obviously rubbed Chris Carpenter's balls down properly! Five innings, zero runs, a grand slam and a two run double. In an effort to extend his campaign of accusation and gamesmanship, however, La Russa protested the outcome of the game. Always keep 'em guessing. That's Tony's motto.
Red Sox 3, Indians 0: If I were Eric Wedge I'd play this garbage 100% straight. Hold a team meeting before tonight's game. Give serious sounding quotes to the media suggesting that I was still passionately interested in the development of this team. Play it up so much that someone would feel obligated to subtly remind me that I was fired already. As for Boston, it had to be nice to see such a strong start from Lester after last week's comebacker. The next time we'll see him is Game 1 against the Angels.
Astros 5, Phillies 3: Cliff Lee was shaky last night. And down the stretch in general, going 2-4 with a 6.13 ERA in his past seven starts. I guess he's the Game 1 starter, though who the start will come against is still to be decided.
Orioles 3, Rays 2: "From the tracks on his arms, large caliber wound, proximity to a heroin market... I'd say it was a heated dispute about the symbolism of red and blue in 18th-century French romantic poetry." Yeah, I know they won. They still get a H:LOTS quote.
Rangers 11, Angels 3: After questions swirled regarding Kevin Millwood's health and whether the Rangers should allow his option to vest, he comes out and wins his last three starts. This one was a ten strikeout, 122-pitch complete game, and as the Rangers enter the offseason, the question of who the veteran anchor of the rotation is going to be has suddenly disappeared. As for the Angels, this was merely a tuneup. John Lackey only threw 40 pitches, and he'll start Game 1 against the Red Sox.
Mariners 4, Athletics 2: A two-run single for Mike Sweeney in the fifth puts Seattle over the top. Given that he's at the end of a one-year contract, it could be Sweeney's last moment of glory in the big leagues.
Giants 7, Diamondbacks 3: A day of curtain calls. Rich Aurilia played in what is almost certainly his last home game for the Giants and Randy Johnson pitched the ninth inning. I suppose, theoretically, he can pitch over the weekend in San Diego, but his presence on the active roster is less about helping the team right now than it is about going out with his boots on as opposed to the DL. If I'm Bruce Bochy I let the Big Unit finish his career high-fiving his catcher and teammates.
Pirates vs. Cubs: Postponed: It's harder to lose 100 games if you only play 161!
Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 5:30am
Inigo Montoya: Let me ‘splain.
Posted 10/02 at 07:57 AM
In re: properly rubbing down Chris Carpenter’s, er, baseballs; two-run double, or double entendre?
Posted 10/02 at 08:06 AM
Have fun storming the castle!
Posted 10/02 at 08:52 AM
Rob Moore said...
Or as happens every time I play a certain manager in my APBA league and bring Miguel Montero up to bat:
“My name is Miguel Montero. You keeeled my father. Prepare to die.”
Posted 10/02 at 08:56 AM
“Who are you? I must know.”
“Get used to disappointment.”
Posted 10/02 at 09:03 AM
We shall soon see if the Twins have developed an immunity to iocaine powder.
Posted 10/02 at 09:23 AM
Chris H. said...
Believe it or not, the book is even better than the movie.
Also, I got my daughter a great t-shirt: it’s black, with a red “Hello, my name is” tag, and in the white space of the tag it says, “Inigio Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”
Sorry, I’m a Cub fan and as such have nothing baseball-related to discuss.
Posted 10/02 at 11:07 AM
The only way the Twins could lose this is if all the Royals turned into R.O.U.S.es.
Posted 10/02 at 11:17 AM
Jack Marshall said...
I was hoping to see Francona start another line-up of scrubs just to stick it to the whiners in Boston, who were burning up the net and the airwaves yesterday complaining about the previous night’s fiasco. I remember well, in the days before 1967, how every home game a fan attended in Fenway after around September 15 was liable to have Bill Spanswick pitching, Don Gile at first base,Jim Gosger or someone filling in for Yaz, and a guy with a paper bag over his head at short. And it was fun: the kids and scrubs played hard, if not well, and sometimes you’d catch a bit of hope: gee, that Morehead kid looks great! So Francona has been using games to solve problems (get Dice-K on track; find a reserve infielder with Green hurt; make sure all the starters can work without Varitek),answer questions(Is Gathright, Anderson or Reddick the 5th outfielder? Can DelCarmen find his lost stuff in time for the playoffs? [NO]), and, especially, avoid avoid injuries. Imagine the heat Tito would take if Ellsbury or Pedroia or Bay got knocked out of the post-season trying to win a meaningless game against the Jays? And what better game to punt than one with Tim Wakefield doing a Monty Stratton impression and Halliday pitching, who could easily put some of the regulars into slumps.
But here are the Boston fans, bitching that they “didn’t get their money’s worth” and that they, rather than Epstein and Tito, are right that losing a bunch of late September games means they’re doomed against the Angels. They’ll be back in force if the Sox lose, but if the team does well, you might see more managers adopt Tito’s so-called “rope-a-dope” pre-playoff ways.
Posted 10/02 at 11:27 AM
I wonder if the conversation between Shapiro and Wedge went something like this-
Shapiro: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to fire you.
Posted 10/02 at 11:44 AM
Jack, the Fenway patrons from a couple nights ago have a right to be upset. But it’s just one of those things, and not something Francona or Epstein should be blasted for.
Posted 10/02 at 11:51 AM
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Posted 10/02 at 11:58 AM
Jack - I’m sure any choice Francona made would be criticized as there is a very vocal base of fans in all sports, though I think some of the worst follow the Red Sox and always see the glass as half empty. I suspect that Gerry Callahan is one of the folks blasting Francona as he just seems to be happiest when complaining about things.
Personally I appreciate not feeling the need to watch the team this last week as I will certainly be following every playoff game surviving on mass amounts of coffee after late games in Anaheim. Had I had tickets to a game in Fenway would I want to see the starter - maybe. But at the same time, the vast majority of teams play meaningless games in the September and field teams with minor league call-up auditioning for the next season.
Instead of celebrating making the playoffs again, the ‘spoiled by success’ and ‘I’m entitled’ fan base prefer to whine and complain about not getting then monies worth. You had a whole season of games that mattered and will be watching you team in the playoffs - games that really matter. For those fans who just cannot appreciate what you have I’ll use a line from Craig the other day - STFU.
Posted 10/02 at 12:00 PM
Jack Marshall said...
Tad, I don’t see it. It was a memorable game, a unique game. They saw a probable Hall of Fame pitcher at his best. They saw a courageous outing by Tim Wakefield, and maybe, though I doubt it very much, his last game in a significant Boston career. They got to see Dusty Brown pitch, and Rocco Baldelli play third base. It may end up being an important game in setting up the team for the play-offs. For any real baseball fan, that game was more interesting and important than any number of 9-4 Red Sox wins in June. The fans have a right to bitch, but the bitching doesn’t reflect well on them.
Posted 10/02 at 12:06 PM
When asked why it took them so long to get back in the race, Mauer replied, “You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”
Posted 10/02 at 12:14 PM
Jack & Moose - The Angels have been playing their scrubs mostly for the last 3 days against the Rangers, who are just as good a team as the Blue Jays. No one’s been whining about getting their money’s worth. All the fans, especially those without playoff tickets, are just happy to get to see their team one more time.
As a fan, I would have been a little upset to see the regular starting lineup in there every game, knowing Torii and Vlad are banged up, and Figgins and Abreu are pretty burned out. Get those guys out of there! Who cares if they lose a meaningless 11 - 3 game versus Texas?
Posted 10/02 at 12:20 PM
The Rabbit said...
Once again, I must tell all of you how much I enjoy and appreciate Shysterball.
Posted 10/02 at 12:45 PM
Jack Marshall said...
Daniel and Moose: That settles it. If Scoscia, the best all-around manager in captivity, endorses the tactic, then I know it’s right.
Posted 10/02 at 12:49 PM
Jack - please enlighten me more as apparently I’m not a real baseball fan. Real baseball fans enjoy 12-0 blowouts? Really? I think you’re reaching there.
If that was a unique game, then so are Spring Training games. Halladay against a AAA lineup, that does it for you? If that was the one game you went to all year, and you had to pay regular Fenway prices for that exhibition, you have a right to be a little perturbed. Not necessarily at anyone in particular, but perturbed at the vast disparity between what you paid and what you were given. It’s great that the Red Sox are going to the postseason. Now tell me what that has to do with being upset about paying full prices for that “performance”. However, those patrons did get to see a catcher pitch and an outfielder play infield - that must have been neat.
If only we all could be as courageous as poor Tim Wakefield, the world would be a better place. Preach on, Jack!
Posted 10/02 at 03:14 PM
Jack Marshall said...
Oh, bullhockey. It wasn’t a AAA line-up. It was a pretty typical end-of-year line-up of reserves. Gathright, Lowrie, Baldelli, Kotchman, Anderson, Reddick and Woodward could each be on the play-off roster. And there is no guarantee that the regulars would have done any better. Would it have been a swindle if the replacement Sox had won? If Halliday had thrown a no-hitter? Would the game have been more enjoyable if the regulars had lost 12-0? If the regulars were pulled after 3 or 5 innings? (Wow, I got to see Jason Bay ground out and pop up…my life is complete!) Was the team appreciable worse than the line-ups the Mets, or the Royals or other teams have played much of the season?
There is a lot to watch, appreciate and remember at the lousiest baseball game…yes, even spring training games. If you have to get a W or a star fix to feel you got “your money’s worth,” well, that’s sad.
Posted 10/02 at 03:45 PM