I wondered if you were comment on this.
On the basis of the interviews with Cole and the Mrs.that I’ve read, I wouldn’t be surprised if she planned this. It’s fairly obvious who is in charge of that relationship.
Note: As a female, if my other half was pitching in a playoff game, I’d be crossing my legs and phoning after the game. 
True story: I went into labor in the 4th inning of an APBA! game. (1973 Mets vs. 1973 Phillies) I wouldn’t go to the hospital until it was over. I lost 2-1 in the 9th and my excuse was that the pains were two minutes apart and I brought in the wrong reliever. The lines during games for years to follow were: “What’s your excuse?  You’re not in labor.”
I’m just glad that neither of us managed like LaRussa or the kid would have been teething before the game ended.

If Ol’ Cole were pitching better he wouldn’t have to jump into the worst Ford minivan ever, he could have chosen:
a) “I’se don’t know nothin’ ‘bout birthin’ no babies”
b) “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”

And I agree The Rabbit wins.

The Rabbit wins thirded.

Maggio—I’m pretty sure that everyone is being pretty tongue in cheek here.