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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Fred Haney Would Not Be AmusedI am happy that I am not single. I am happy that I do not live in Milwaukee. I am especially happy that I am not a single man living in Milwaukee:
Gentlemen, do you have the right stuff to be a hip Milwaukee bachelor?
I would wager several thousand dollars that the same tools who seek out a Bob Buhl jersey in order to pick up women in Milwaukee in 2009 are the same tools who sought out Atari t-shirts in order to pick up women in college in 1995. Neither gambit, I suspect, paid off in the form of an actual date.
Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 1:56pm
Like what are you going to do with a pocket schedule?
“Excuse me, I just need to check what time this afternoon the Milwaukee Braves would be playing today if those capitalist dogs hadn’t stolen them from us 20 years before I was born/if we were trapped in a 50’s timewarp/I give up, I wonder if Shamwow has any contacts in Wisconsin?”
Posted 03/31 at 02:19 PM
Andy L said...
I can assure you that women dress that way here too. You see many women, frumpy and otherwise, dressed in Green Bay Packers 1998 NFC Champions sweatshirts and the like.
Obviously there are many exceptions, but I hope I don’t get dumped anytime soon. There be some rough waters.
Posted 03/31 at 02:43 PM
Alex Poterack said...
I would pay big money for a Bob Uecker Braves jersey. Sadly, those things are harder to come by than you’d think…
Posted 03/31 at 04:01 PM