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Thursday, June 25, 2009Geovany Soto is a viperOr at least he was during the WBC:Cubs catcher Geovany Soto tested positive for marijuana use while playing for Puerto Rico during the World Baseball Classic last March, the International Baseball Federation announced Thursday. And before anyone says anything, I am 100% in favor of legalization of marijuana and not just for medical purposes. Why anyone gives a hoot and a half about an occasional joint is beyond me. As for baseball, I only care about reefer insofar as it compels a player to eat too many nachos afterwards, thus causing the guy to be out of game shape. Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 3:21pm Comments
Michael said...
Wouldn’t the Chronic be considered a Performance-Impairing Drug? Maybe he was inspired by Dock Ellis, but was too scared of giant webbed fire monsters to go with the brown acid? Posted 06/25 at 03:40 PM
kranky kritter said...
Clearly the lapse in judgement was getting caught. Posted 06/25 at 03:44 PM
Charles Kitchen said...
Ali G once interviewed an Olympics committee member, and got him to say you should get a head start in events if you were high. Posted 06/25 at 03:45 PM
Matt J. said...
I will wait patiently for the day when athletes don’t have to apologize and fake shame for doing something so relatively harmless. Posted 06/25 at 03:48 PM
bpasinko said...
Did Ricky Williams kinda do that or no? Posted 06/25 at 03:58 PM
N said...
If you saw Soto early this season, the side effects of overeating nachos were clearly present. Hopefully, the man will pick up a munchie suppressant before next off season. Posted 06/25 at 04:23 PM
Richard in Dallas said...
The only person put in harm’s way by a ballplayer taking a blunt break is the player himself. Reaction time and depth perception are greatly altered. Not being able to tell how far away the fastball is that’s coming at your head (not that you could react fast enough to get out of its way anyway), could lead to quite a disturbing event in your life. It would probably seem funny, though, while chowing down on a snack of chili and ding dongs a little later….. Posted 06/25 at 04:24 PM
Nick Whitman said...
Craig, I agree 100%. Why even make the guy apologize? Does anyone actually think he’s sorry? Or that it was a one-time thing? And more importantly, only the most tight-assed of the tight-assed would even care. They shouldn’t even test for reefer in sports. Posted 06/25 at 04:25 PM
Craig Calcaterra said...
Richard: we can just put a net up around him . . . Posted 06/25 at 04:26 PM
Richard in Dallas said...
Craig - NOW you’ve got it, put the net up around the burnouts on the field, and let ME (who left that lifestyle behind back in the late 70’s at the University of Dayton) take pictures from the good seats between the dugout and the plate…. Posted 06/25 at 04:38 PM
Seth said...
its ridiculous, players drink all the time, and that probably is more damaging to their playing shape than smoking pot every once in awhile. Soto shouldn’t have to be shamed for this at all. Posted 06/25 at 04:41 PM
Jason said...
Common sense and rationality have no place in this discussion. Marijuana is the devil’s work. Posted 06/25 at 05:01 PM
dan said...
I find it comical how much Marijuana is frowned upon in the US despite the extraordinarily week arguments against its use. Posted 06/25 at 05:30 PM
Ivar said...
How is marijuana a performance enhancing drug? I understand it is illegal, but really, does it rank up there with amphetamines and steroids? Posted 06/25 at 05:37 PM
Richard in Dallas said...
Dan - I think if you put the issue on a ballot in a general election, you’d be shocked at how easily it would win approval. It’s something people frown at only when they think someone might be looking….. Ivar - It is ONLY because it is illegal that anybody really cares. They are afraid to make it legal, and have been able to keep things status quo with the formidable help of the liquor lobby… Posted 06/25 at 05:44 PM
Vin said...
Am I the only person who kind of likes ballplayers more when they’re discovered smoking pot? I remember there was some bust involving the ‘02 Mets and I thought maybe it would help build team chemistry or something. Posted 06/25 at 06:27 PM
Richard in Dallas said...
Vin - NOT team chemistry, team HERBistry! Posted 06/25 at 06:36 PM
Scafeets said...
From 420 to .220 Posted 06/25 at 07:42 PM
Matt Aux said...
waitwaitwait WAIT. You’re telling me that a baseball player does something that normal people do? I understand the disappointment; he plays for a team supported by fans’ dollars, so they don’t want him doing something illegal that could jeopardize his playing time and performance level. But I really do hope the treatment of this stays rational. Posted 06/25 at 07:42 PM
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Does anybody really think that the ONE time he smoked weed just happened to be the time he got caught?