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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Killing time until 8:07 tonight

With a question raised in a St. Louis Post-Dispatch mailbag: if you were the Cardinals, would you trade Albert Pujols for Clayton Kershaw and Matt Kemp?

No, no one is really suggesting it. It's more of a "would you rather . . ." kind of game. And for the record, my usual answers to these things are Veronica over Betty; Betty over Wilma; Bailey over Jennifer; and Mary Ann over Ginger.

Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 3:38pm


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ecp said...

Veronica over Betty?  Really?  You’re the first I’ve heard say that. 

The others are no-brainers.

Posted 10/15  at  03:47 PM
Craig Calcaterra said...

It’s a purely physical thing. I like brunettes. I’m sure Betty is better marriage material, but I’m already married, if you see what I’m sayin’ here . . .

Posted 10/15  at  03:50 PM
Lawrence A. Herman said...

Xena or Gabrielle?

Posted 10/15  at  04:15 PM
Craig Calcaterra said...

Gabrielle.  In that instance, my fear of Lucy Lawless trumps my normal preference for brunettes.

Posted 10/15  at  04:18 PM
Carlos said...

Over on the left coast game’s on at 5, and it still seems to far off for me.

Posted 10/15  at  04:30 PM
Hojo said...

I go Jennifer over Bailey myself. Maybe its just receptionist > intern (or whatever you call Bailey’s job)...

Posted 10/15  at  04:32 PM
Chris H. said...

Oh no, Bailey over Jennifer, and it’s not even close.

Never thought extensively about Veronica/Betty, but I’d probably lean Veronica as well.  And, of course, Mary Ann over Ginger.

As for Wilma/Betty, I’d probably give it a pass altogether and have another drink.

Posted 10/15  at  04:42 PM
RickyB said...

Bailey for the repressed sexuality that you would think overflow once given the chance, but don’t underestimate Jennifer—she wasn’t a dumb blonde ... I personally prefer Bailey, but that is the closest of the four. So with you on Veronica!

Posted 10/15  at  04:58 PM
ecp said...

The problem I see with Veronica is just that she’s too obvious.  Same with Jennifer - it’s not that I think she’s a dumb blonde, it that I think she’s too much the trite cliche.

Of course, to turn the discussion back to baseball, that’s my problem with the Yankees:  Too much the obvious trite cliche!

Posted 10/15  at  05:04 PM
DonCoburleone said...

How about a more recent show:  Jackie, Donna, or Eric’s Sister?

Posted 10/15  at  05:22 PM
Hojo said...

Probably Jackie. She may be a spoiled brat but Donna is a little too “Lumberjack” and Eric’s sister is a controlling little *bleep* to say the least.

Posted 10/15  at  05:53 PM
Mode: Theif and Lair said...

If you statheads didn’t live in your Mom’s basement maybe you could find a real girl.

signed,
David Eckstein

Posted 10/15  at  05:54 PM
Aarcraft said...

Donna v. Jackie - Used to be Donna, until I saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Posted 10/15  at  06:10 PM
Aaron Moreno said...

I’d say Xena & Donna.

Thing for tall broads.

Posted 10/15  at  06:19 PM
DonCoburleone said...

Okay, here is a total Mom’s basement question: Marge Simpson or Lois Griffin?

Posted 10/15  at  06:46 PM
Andy H said...

Who are Bailey and Jennifer?

Posted 10/15  at  07:41 PM
Mode:Theif and Lair said...

Nah, the total Mom’s basement questions is
Kim Ng or Pam Gardner.

Young Andy, google “WKRP in Cincinatti”

Posted 10/15  at  07:56 PM
ab said...

Veronica and Xena…who ironically, kind of look alike now that I think of it.

Posted 10/15  at  08:37 PM
Mike said...

Chrissy or Janet?

Posted 10/15  at  11:13 PM
Ralph said...

Janet, not even close.

Posted 10/16  at  12:18 AM
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