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Monday, August 24, 2009

My Morning in Exile

I was not a happy camper last week due to work and little blogging and all of that. Today still kind of sucks, but I'm basically out of the woods now. Some legal work and a corned beef sandwich is in my immediate future this afternoon, but in the meantime, have a nosh of this:

  • No Mr. Schmidt, 20 years is not enough for your pal Pete.


  • 2009: the year of the the feat.


  • Dodgers fans boo Manny Ramirez. And now the shoving begins.


  • The post which caused someone in the NBC readership to yell at me because he thought that I thought that CC Sabathia pitched Game 7 of the 1991 World Series for the Twins. You be the judge.


  • The Padres do their best to extend Davd Eckstein, but he's still only 5'6"


  • The latest in the Wagnerian drama.


  • OK, screw the legal work. I'm getting the corned beef first.

    Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 11:24am


    Comments

    YankeesfanLen said...

    Oh, Craig, don’t you know by now NO COMPLEX SENTENCES

    Posted 08/24  at  11:30 AM
    Wooden U. Lykteneau said...

    Sorry, Craig - but the rules of grammar are pretty clear: The “he” is preceded by C.C. Sabathia, not Jack Morris. We all know who you meant, since C.C. was barely even 200 lbs in 1991…

    Posted 08/24  at  11:33 AM
    YankeesfanLen said...

    Probably, mike in brooklyn, and I personally would have loved a little more snark on the Frenchy thing.
    Something like an analysis of the thought process: “Shall I hit a walk-off HR and squelch the rally? NAAAHHHH!!!”

    Posted 08/24  at  11:36 AM
    themarksmith said...

    Have to agree with Wooden a little here. You have to use the pronoun after you introduce the subject it’s referring to (or to which it’s referring—which brings me to the question of why prepositions can’t end a sentence other than that grammar rules say so).

    In other words, the sentence should have been—“even though Jack Morris beat my Braves in Game 7 of 1991 and was kind of a jerk the one time I met him in person, I have a soft spot in my heart for him because he was the ace of the team I loved when I was a little kid.”

    It would have been a bit clearer, but all it would have taken from hop was to do a double-take and realize what you were saying. Dependent clauses are tricky things.

    Posted 08/24  at  11:44 AM
    Craig Calcaterra said...

    Fair enough on the grammar. But it’s not like it was so bad that the meaning was totally obscured. Given how utterly brain dead the literal, gramatically-correct meaning was (i.e. CC in 1991), you’d think one would try extra hard to make sure that’s what I was saying before berating me.

    In this circumstance, it strikes me that the correct nasty post could have been “Craig, you’re a moron who overwrites from time to time, and this time it made you make a dumb mistake that could lead someone to think that you meant that CC Sabathia was pitching in 1991. I know you didn’t mean that, but Jesus, be more clear, please.”  Instead of “OMG you’re an idiot: Sabathia was only 11 in 1991.”

    Posted 08/24  at  12:26 PM
    bigcatasroma said...

    Your NBC readers are boners.  Seriously.  Thinking that you were referring to the person before the phrase off-set by commas, CC, could have pitched in 1991.  And it was a serious comment.  That’s what scares me. 

    Though one guy did utter the obvious - if he knew how to win, why did he forget 186 times, and countless other times he had a no-decision?????  Would Girardi have said that if the Yankees had lost 4-2 or something???  It boggles my mind . . .

    Posted 08/24  at  12:35 PM
    Craig Calcaterra said...

    Bifcat: if you think they’re boners now, don’t even dare wade into the Pete Rose thread comments.  My lord.

    Posted 08/24  at  12:48 PM
    MJ said...

    Bifcat: if you think they’re boners now, don’t even dare wade into the Pete Rose thread comments.  My lord.

    Just finished reading that disaster.  Good lord are those people thick.  This might win for best comment of the year though (after the Strawberry HoF one):

    Pete Rose is the Greatest Player in the history of MLB. Manny and A Rod should never be mentioned in the same article.Like many have said, ” give me 9 players like Pete and i’ll win 162 games”.

    WOW

    Posted 08/24  at  12:59 PM
    YankeesfanLen said...

    This is like a secret club. You post your usual well-reasoned stuff on the Blue Network and people who are bored with amazon’s Gold Box Forum stop by and say something idiotic, then we get the afternoon chuckles off of them.
    As RHP says it: “You call this justice?”
    Have a couple of men handle them, someone good who won’t get carried away.  We’re not murderers you know.

    Posted 08/24  at  01:01 PM
    JasonC23 said...

    terry in the Wagner thread takes the cake. How can one hope to argue successfully against such incredible rebuttals?

    Posted 08/24  at  01:26 PM
    Kevin S. said...

    Friarfan in the Eckstein thread has a pretty good one, too.  I’ve got nothing, now that he told me the Pads’ record in games with the smurf and without him.  Just like A-Rod returned made the Yanks’ pitching awesome.

    Posted 08/24  at  01:37 PM
    Kevin S. said...

    *returning, not returned.  I hate that there’s no edit comment function here.

    Posted 08/24  at  01:38 PM
    Dennis said...

    Actually, Craig, your sentence is fine.  It is perfectly fine for a pronoun in a subordinate clause to precede an antecedent in the main clause.

    Posted 08/24  at  02:24 PM
    The Common Man said...

    My personal favorite comment (so far) is Ken Cochran, who wrote that Stan Musial “would routinely spkie [sic] Jackie Robinson because they were biggits [sic] and he was black.”  Has anyone ever accused Stan the Man of anything like this before?  Isn’t he generally acknowledged one of the classiest guys to play the game?

    Posted 08/24  at  02:32 PM
    The Common Man said...

    Ooh, second favorite:

    Michael Siebert:  “A few years back, when Rose was still managing, Roberto Alomar spit in an umpires face during a game and got a 10 game suspension. The next year, Rose bumps Dave Pallone during an argument and gets 30 days in suspension. Alomar appeals and gets it reduced, Rose has no appeal rights.”

    Rose’s last year managing:  1989.  Robby’s rookie year:  1988.  The spitting incident:  1996.  Memory is a funny thing…especially when you’re a moron.

    Posted 08/24  at  02:44 PM
    Aarcraft said...

    I think Ken Cochran was thinking Enos Slaughter. Its an easy mistake to make, because they were both Cardinals, and they both have an s in their name. He then goes on to say that Rose was a better player than Musial “by a wide margin” and that no one would argue with that. I am quite sure there are many people who would argue with that, myself being one of them.

    Posted 08/24  at  02:47 PM
    Flemming said...

    How do you spell Eckstein? I-N-T-A-N-G-I-B-L-E-S! He’s so gritty. And hustly. And small. Only in baseball…...

    Posted 08/24  at  02:49 PM
    Chris H. said...

    Craig, I swear I’m going to have to give up reading your NBC stuff, because the comments make me just crazy.  I want to start responding, and then I stop myself because I know there’s no real point, and then my blood starts boiling, and my wife starts muttering something like, “If the blog is going to upset you then you’re not going to be allowed to read it anymore,” and then…BAM!  I stroke out and die.

    Happens every time.

    Posted 08/24  at  02:56 PM
    mike in brooklyn said...

    I thought I had read recently that Jackie actually said Musial gave him some verbal encouragement.  The same guy who wrote that comment—Ken Cochran—also said Rose was obviously a better player than slaughter or musial.  I repeat: OBVIOUSLY BETTER THAN MUSIAL!!!!!!

    And, Craig, while I hate to be NY-centric: you can’t get a good corned beef sandwich outside of NYC (or a good bagel, for that matter).

    And now I sound like a Yankee fan.  I’VE BECOME EVERYTHING I HATE!!!!

    Posted 08/24  at  02:59 PM
    Craig Calcaterra said...

    Mike—you may or may not be right about bagels, but you’re dead wrong about corned beef. I’m not saying the stuff I had for lunch today was fantastic or anything, but I’ve had transcendant corned beef in Detroit, Chicago, and even Los Angeles.

    Posted 08/24  at  03:05 PM
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