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Monday, October 19, 2009My Morning in ExileSo I go to the science museum with the kids yesterday. They have this feature where, via a gigantic lever, a person can lift up a full-sized car. My five year-old daughter and four year-old boy think it's awesome. When they ask me how they could lift a car, I tell them that the thing attached to the car and the rope is a lever, and that while the reasons are kind of complicated, it's basically a machine that helps people move heavy things. They accept that, later talking about "the machine that helped them lift a car." A few minutes after the kids used it, some full-grown adults of the redneck persuasion lift the car. Overheard: "there's gotta be some trick to this thing." Also overheard was a sentence that had "one of them optical illusions" in it.Question of the day: are we sliding back into a dark age in which science is viewed as magic -- and in some cases sorcery -- or did we never truly leave the dark ages in the first place? Now, on to more enlightened fare: Bread. Apples. Very small rocks. Cider. Gravy. Cherries. Mud. Churches. Lead! Lead! A Duck! Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 12:13pm Comments
DonCoburleone said...
First of all, the Bible has very little “truth” in it. There are many tales or stories or whatever you want to call them that carry a good message, but they are hardly “true”. Second, the far left wing environmental nut-jobs are just as bad as the far right wing religious wackos. All I am saying is that when a person’s beliefs perpetually and inherently slow scientific progress that can improve the quality of life for tens of thousands of Americans (e.g. Stem Cell research) I have a REAL problem with it. Posted 10/19 at 04:59 PM
Jack Marshall said...
Schools have nothing to do with it. Nada. People with intellectual curiosity will learn, even if they are raised in a cave. The college students interviewed by Jay Leno on his “Jaywalking” segment are just as ignorant as Craig’s rednecks despite their “education,” and they laugh about the fact that they can’t identify Teddy Roosevelt or the dates of WWII withing 50 years. Something like only 20% of the US qualifies as fully literate. The Dark Ages never left, and they won’t leave anytime soon. Posted 10/19 at 05:12 PM
Aarcraft said...
DonCoburleone. I’m so glad that you know, without out a doubt, things that normal people must take on faith either way. You must be omnipotent. Are YOU the wizard behind my DLP TV? Posted 10/19 at 05:19 PM
Will said...
Don is almost making me miss that guy with his endless screeds about the military and crooked umpires. Almost. Posted 10/19 at 06:25 PM
Jack Marshall said...
Will: Shhhh! Don’t even joke about that. Posted 10/19 at 06:43 PM
smsetnor said...
Don: Define truth and then we can rationally discuss the Bible’s validity. Posted 10/19 at 08:20 PM
Jake said...
the tie goes to the runner. and to the fielder. and to the umpire, the beer vendor, the president too. that said, in order to declare a tie, you’d have to very carefully establish certain criteria about the frames of reference of the ball, the fielder’s glove, the runner, the base, and the umpire. it is perfectly plausible that, from the batter’s perspective, he beat the ball, while from the fielder’s perspective, the ball beat the runner. and who says special relativity and other advanced rocket science doesn’t have an impact on our day to day lives? Posted 10/20 at 02:57 AM
Jonathan Fellows said...
The reason a tie goes to the runner is simple physics—at least on plays at first base. The umpire is supposed to watch for the runner’s foot to touch the base and listen for the ball to hit the fielder’s glove. If they are exactly simultaneous the umpire will see the runner touch the base before he hears the ball hit the glove—due to light travelling much faster than sound. Posted 10/20 at 10:07 AM
brad said...
I guarantee that most “rednecks” know more about leverage than the majority of “non-rednecks.”(if only from a practical and not theoretical standpoint). Also, what kind of argument is it that the world is slipping into the Dark Ages, when you give someone a label like “redneck” (i.e. ignorant, uneducated, ill-informed) and use them for the basis of your argument? If the example was Dayton Moore, I could understand, but really, why is it surprising that a “redneck” as you say, doesn’t understand the theoretical concept of leverage? Furthermore, the “rednecks” have probably learned from TV, movies, etc. to have somewhat of a healthy skepticism that everything they see isn’t necessarily as it appears. Obviously, your kids haven’t quite developed this yet. It is a sufficient explanation for their curiosity that their Dad told them it was so. They were no better able to comprehend the idea of leverage than the “rednecks,” they just trust their Daddy. Posted 10/20 at 01:17 PM
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“the Dodgers presumably lied their a$$ off to the LA Times this summer”
Perhaps lying now instead? To make themselves look better, rather than admit they didn’t even try to go after him? More likely they lied this summer, though. I think that lots of teams don’t care to discuss their current negotiations, so denials may be the order of the day.