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Monday, November 16, 2009My Morning in ExileSo I'm trying to decide if, upon leaving the legal job, I'm going to keep the law license active or let it slip into inactive status. On the one hand, letting it go inactive saves me several hundred dollars and about 15 hours sitting in a classroom taking continuing legal education classes between now and the end of December. On the other hand, not actually having my license active will prevent me from filing all of those nuisance lawsuits I had always envisioned slapping on people once I left the legal job. I mean sure, I could reactivate the license by filing some paperwork and paying a small fee, but that takes a few days. What happens if I get really angry and need to sue them RIGHT NOW?!Another career question: Starting in December, how am I supposed to answer when people ask me what I do for a living? It seems a little presumptuous of me to say "baseball writer." Roger Angell is a baseball writer. Joe Posnanski is a baseball writer. I snark on headlines and argue with people all day. At the same time, if I say "baseball blogger," about 97% of the people are going to respond with "that's . . .that's a job?" So many questions. UPDATE: Mrs. Shyster is too good to comment among you heathens, but she did just email me and suggest that I answer thusly in response to such questions. This is why I love Mrs. Shyster. Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 11:25am Comments
Craig Calcaterra said...
Yeah, as far as career status goes, it’s gonna take a major hit at cocktail parties. The only people who will be remotely impressed are the lawyers who know better, but for most folks, “I’m an attorney” kind of ends the boring career talk, either because they’re sufficiently impressed or, more likely, because they don’t really feel like talking to an attorney about his job (I don’t truck socially with too many lawyers). This “blogger” business is just gonna make me have longer conversations with people I don’t much care for to begin with. Posted 11/16 at 12:39 PM
Jason @ IIATMS said...
Or, you can go with the Mel Brooks classic: Dole Office Clerk: Occupation? Dole Office Clerk played by Bea Arthur. ROCK ON! Posted 11/16 at 12:39 PM
Craig Calcaterra said...
Jason wins the day. Damn, I wish I had thought to put that in the post. Posted 11/16 at 12:41 PM
Jason @ IIATMS said...
Never too late, my man. Like quitting Lawyering Posted 11/16 at 12:43 PM
Simon DelMonte said...
Craig, I don’t know if it will answer the question, but I suggest you read the feature on Bill Simmons in the NY Times today. It points out that Simmons writes about basketball - that’s a game people play when there’s not Hot Stove League, or so I’m told - from the comfort of his living room. I think that given he only writes online now, he and you are in the line of work. Whatever that is. Posted 11/16 at 12:46 PM
Jason @ IIATMS said...
And as far as MLB and casinos, the Padres have a sponsorship deal with Sycuan Casino. you can see part of their logo here: http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/81443764.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934B869679A269F9CC0BEE53124A44429626FD13ED7B73D4BC Posted 11/16 at 12:49 PM
J. McCann said...
You keep the law license, that will make you $$$ even if you don’t practice, as you will be NBC Sports legal expert. I was going to say “Web Content Generator” for a major network, but Stand-Up Philospher is much better. Posted 11/16 at 12:50 PM
ChrisKoz said...
Keep the license active. It can come in handy helping out in family matters (or at least it comes in handy with my family, I’m not quite sure what that says) or if there’s some charity you want to do pro bono work for. On a purely selfish angle, the CLE would be good for you. It’s always good to keep the mind active in many pursuits. If you stick with baseball blogging, you could get Joe Morgan syndrome (aka Brain Rot). Posted 11/16 at 12:50 PM
John_Michael said...
Attractive Lady: “So Craig, what do you do for a living?” Craig: “Well darling, I’m a professional disseminator” *wink*wink* Posted 11/16 at 12:57 PM
Aarcraft said...
You could simply go with “retired lawyer,” which might make people assume you were ridiculously successful as a hotshot class action Plaintiff’s attorney, and have no need to work anymore after one of your cases settled for 1.5 billion, and you got a cool 35%. Posted 11/16 at 01:08 PM
The Common Man said...
I like the retired lawyer idea, but you should tell them you “retired from the law.” That just sounds impressive (though it may actually mean that you’ve stopped obeying the law as well, which wouldn’t be a good thing). Questions indeed. Posted 11/16 at 01:40 PM
Alex said...
Actually, Angell was the New Yorker’s fiction editor for a long time; baseball writing was a side gig. Posted 11/16 at 01:49 PM
MJ said...
Simmons jumped the shark in ‘04 after the Sox won the WS, and he became just as insufferable as most arrogant Red Sox* fans. He used to be funny when he’d write from his perspective as a hardcore fan, but then he moves out to LA, joins the Jimmie Kimmel show, and becomes just another writer who loses two years in a row to his wife in nfl picks when she, admittedly, picks based off team colors/logos/etc. Oh yeah, and CC is far funnier than Simmons has been in a long time. *not saying all Sox fans are arrogant, but you know the ones who are, and how much of a pita they are to deal with (same goes for NYY fans). Posted 11/16 at 01:52 PM
KR said...
This is probably the wrong answer, though it may get you out of those conversations with people you don’t care for: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/12/31/ Posted 11/16 at 02:47 PM
YankeesfanLen said...
“I have a special practice, I only have one client"Then return to your hotel room and await the call. Posted 11/16 at 03:16 PM
Eric Cioe said...
Charlie: I’m a full .... full-on .... full-on-rapist! Posted 11/16 at 03:48 PM
YankeesfanLen said...
Just so everyone knows- The Yankees have more wins in November than the NY Giants and Jets combined- and throw in the Nets.Have the Devils been bought by the Steinbrenners? Posted 11/16 at 04:18 PM
APBA Guy said...
I like Yankeesfan Len’s idea of saying you are a lawyer with one client. But I prefer the response, when asked, that your client is: Kaiser Sosze. The look of fear and anguish from all assembled will forestall any and all further questioning. Posted 11/16 at 04:27 PM
MooseinOhio said...
RE The Law License - I’d keep it active and set up a little practice by the ballpark representing all the folks who bought condos in the Buggy Works building who will be suing someone over the casino moving in next door. RE Your Title - Your writing about baseball for the readers over at NBC, I think Ring Master will suffice. Posted 11/16 at 04:32 PM
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Tell them “pediatrician” and let it go. Always a hit with the ladies. Not that I’ve tried it in Vegas or anything. As far as you know…
Telling them you’re a blogger might be as exciting as hearing someone say “wanna hear how my fantasy team did this week?”.