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Friday, January 23, 2009Never fear, George Mitchell is here!Several people notified me of the following development yesterday:President Obama moved swiftly to engage on the Middle East on Wednesday, calling Israeli and Arab leaders on his first morning in office and preparing to appoint a seasoned peace negotiator and former senator, George J. Mitchell, as his special emissary to the region . . . Yes, Mr. Mitchell served with distinction in the Senate and did wonderful work in Northern Ireland. Those of us who ply our trade in the world of baseball, however, have more recent data points with respect to the good Senator's work. If his work for Major League Baseball is any indication of how he'll handle Mideast diplomacy, be on the lookout for the following developments in his new position: I don't know about you, but I feel safer already. Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 8:00am Comments
MooseinOhio said...
Don’t forget that his law firm (i.e. underpaid and overworked law clerks) will do the vast majority of the heavy lifting and he’ll meet with just a few folks, edit the final draft of the executive summary to assure his role is prominent and then stage the classic handshake photo in such a manner that the smoke of the smoldering city that lay in ruins cannot be seen. Posted 01/23 at 09:52 AM
Craig Calcaterra said...
Moose: that pretty much describes any big case in a law firm. Only difference is that unlike major litigation, if we fail to achieve peace in the Middle East, Mitchell’s associates won’t be blamed for their lack of effort and attention to detail. Posted 01/23 at 09:54 AM
Scott said...
It’s not NICE to make me laugh while I’m eating breakfast! Posted 01/23 at 10:13 AM
MooseinOhio said...
@Craig - Really? Television shows about law firms present an image of young, attractive, hyper-sexual associates that work hard but play even harder and enjoy the fruit of their labors with fine wine, designer suits and silk sheets. Don’t tell me that the single malt scotches and cigars on the balcony are not a common practice for all firms. Posted 01/23 at 10:33 AM
Aaron Moreno said...
Moose, you forgot the coke parties. Posted 01/23 at 11:08 AM
Sabertooth said...
Mitchell was a big-spending hack as a Senator. Since he didn’t get the Supreme Court appointment he wanted from Clinton, which is plus-plus for the country, we have to endure him meddling hither and yon, botching one situation after another. AS retired politicians go, Mitchell’s less bad as Jimmy Carter, but only because he’s less ambitious. Posted 01/23 at 11:40 AM
Sara K said...
This was fun. Cynical, but fun. Thanks, CC! And of course, we will be tromping on the developing nations where the terror groups operate while ignoring the countries that pocket the dollars from the sale of arms. Next year, we’ll be imposing trade sanctions on countries who harbored terrorist organizations despite their defense that they didn’t know the groups contained terrorists (“None of their names were on the list!”). Posted 01/23 at 12:08 PM
Brandon Isleib said...
It’s at least better than having George Michael doing it. Mitchell’s a much better “Father Figure.” Posted 01/23 at 03:16 PM
bobmac said...
Perfect,Craig. Posted 01/23 at 03:19 PM
Rob in CT said...
“While people in the Middle East will continue to die and institutions will continue to grow unstable, the world will no longer blame the United States for its role in the region” Since it’s Monday and I’m feeling particularly cynical (and maybe a touch misathropic), I might just take that result, thank you very much… Posted 01/26 at 02:04 PM
Craig Calcaterra said...
Maybe so, Rob, but just like baseball management and steroids, under my fanciful scenario, we’d still be responsible, even if no one said so in public. Posted 01/26 at 02:06 PM
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hahahaha…well played, sir