“by helping clients offer such services as the ability check scores on cell phones.”

Wow. Impressive.

Bozos Branding Dept.

It took about a hundred years, but the avant-garde art movement Dada (“Only a Bad Harvest Can Save Us”) and the Surrealist poets (“Everything Is Analogous To Everything Else”) have finally triumphed.

Anyone who’s seen the alleged movie “The Silver Chalice” will know what I mean by that; those who haven’t are in for a harder time, as Paul Newman, the lead actor, (reportedly and very believably) bought every copy of the thing and burned them all.

I can only assume that other possibilities (How about Edsel Marketing? Perhaps [insert favorite Windows joke here]?) involved copyright snags.

The real question, though, is whether the name was picked by Ozzie Guillen or Kenny Williams.

Craig, your response cracked me up. Dozens of dollars may be an overstatement.
Ooooh…I really need that service because I can watch any MLB game live in Gameday format on my very cheap cell phone as part of my basic cell service even here in the Ozarks.
“The real question, though, is whether the name was picked by Ozzie Guillen or Kenny Williams”
Not sure but it could have been the same person who decided marketing the Chevy Nova in Latin countries was a good idea. (For those who are not aware, Nova, translates “Does not go.”)

IF MLB had a cap/floor…

WOULD that have stopped Dayton Moore from signing Jose Guillen?