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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Today at THT

You know it's getting down to the wire when the THT editors are racing to jam in as many team previews as we have today. Mmmmm . . . regular seasonlicious . . .

  • Lisa Gray has five questions for the Houston Astros. Question number six: What's the over/under on the number of days until some clever wag uses the "Houston, we have a problem" headline to describe this team? Seven? Twelve?


  • R.J. Anderson has five questions for the Tampa Bay Rays. Question number six: "Evan Longoria, your career has the momentum of a runaway freight train. What makes you so popular?"


  • Evan Brunell has five questions for the Baltimore Orioles. Question number six: Could Matt Wieters make a rock so big that he himself could not lift it?


  • Finally, over at Fantasy Focus, Jonathan Halket is asked to play roster doctor. Unfortunately, this patient has signed a DNR order, so there is nothing Jonathan can do except to make him comfortable until the end.


  • I can almost smell the grass, babies.

    Posted by Craig Calcaterra at 5:49am


    Comments

    Chris Kash said...

    If Matt Wieters faced off with Dr. Manhattan, who would win?

    Posted 04/01  at  08:36 AM
    Craig Calcaterra said...

    I think that Wieters would realize—even before Manhattan—that a live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there’s no discernible difference. That life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. “Why should I be concerned?” he’d ask, thereby refusing to fight Manhattan.

    Posted 04/01  at  08:40 AM
    Melody said...

    Hee. I love the Simpsons reference.  There’s no moment in life that can’t be made better by a Simpsons quote.

    Posted 04/01  at  07:48 PM
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