Mmmm . . . Fritolicious

Darren Rovell has discovered the best/worst thing you’re going to think about ordering but won’t at a ballpark this year:

But the West Michigan Whitecaps have our eye this year with this — believed to be the single most caloric item ever offered at a ballpark.

Here are the important details on this absolute gutbuster. It’s called the Fifth Third Burger, named after the bank that sponsors the team’s ballpark.

It’s 5/3 lbs (1.66) of beef with lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, chili and Fritos on an eight-inch sesame seed bun.

What, no bacon?

You simply must click through to the pic for the full, glorious impact of this beast.

(thanks to Pete Toms for the link)

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  1. MooseinOhio said...

    There is no way in hell someone could eat that burger in their seat without getting it all over themselves, the folks in the seats next to them and in front of them.  Will they be offering a laundry service at the ballpark as well.

    Also I feel badly for the workers that will be cleaning up after folks attempt to eat that glob of a burger especially given the scenario Ralph has already mentioned.

  2. Aaron Moreno said...

    I do appreciate that I can have one of those burgers, not eat anything for two days, and still probably gain weight.

    For real sadism, look up the turbaconducken.

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