Mmmm . . . Fritolicious

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March 24, 2009

Darren Rovell has discovered the best/worst thing you’re going to think about ordering but won’t at a ballpark this year:

But the West Michigan Whitecaps have our eye this year with this — believed to be the single most caloric item ever offered at a ballpark.

Here are the important details on this absolute gutbuster. It’s called the Fifth Third Burger, named after the bank that sponsors the team’s ballpark.

It’s 5/3 lbs (1.66) of beef with lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, chili and Fritos on an eight-inch sesame seed bun.

What, no bacon?

You simply must click through to the pic for the full, glorious impact of this beast.

(thanks to Pete Toms for the link)


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Ralph
15 years ago

I don’t know whether to drool or vomit….probably the former and then the latter.

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MooseinOhio
15 years ago

There is no way in hell someone could eat that burger in their seat without getting it all over themselves, the folks in the seats next to them and in front of them.  Will they be offering a laundry service at the ballpark as well.

Also I feel badly for the workers that will be cleaning up after folks attempt to eat that glob of a burger especially given the scenario Ralph has already mentioned.

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Millsy
15 years ago

Yeah…but the bun isn’t even a Krispe Kreme!  I like the southwest theme flavor though.  Yum!

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Daniel
15 years ago

My left arm got a little tingly just looking at that picture.

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themarksmith
15 years ago

It kinda looks like my eighth grade science teacher after a bad experiment.

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Charles Kitchen
15 years ago

That is not a burger.

This is a burger.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/79419919/bacon-cheese-pizza-burger-giant-burger-between

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Aaron Moreno
15 years ago

I do appreciate that I can have one of those burgers, not eat anything for two days, and still probably gain weight.

For real sadism, look up the turbaconducken.

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