Things I wrote while trying to decide whether it would worse to be a lawyer handling the Michael Jackson estate or a lawyer having to tell this woman’s family that, no, there probably isn’t a viable products liability lawsuit coming out of this. Wait, that’s crazy. Guys will be lining up to file that lawsuit, and this time next year your thermostat will have a 36-point font:
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The Cubs: Jimmy Stewart :: Jeff Baker: Kim Novak
Don’t be ridiculous, of course you’re going to cheer for Manny Ramirez.
Can anyone refresh my memory as to why Braves fans would boo Gary Sheffield? And don’t say “because he’s a d*ck,” because Jason already said that.
There’s another possibility we might consider. Raimus might be trying to defect.
Mommy’s alright, Daddy’s alright, they just seem a little weird . . . surrender, surrender . . .but don’t give yourself away.
I shall call him . . . Mini-me!
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