I actually came in to work today because I figured my last day should be a Friday. I’m like the only attorney in the whole office. Even better? They entrusted me with the coffee club money to pay the guy from the catering company who comes by on Fridays. What’s stopping me from running off with the $26 they gave me? For that matter, what’s to stop me from running off with laptops, video conferencing equipment and The Great Seal of the State of Ohio? I’ll tell you what: Ethics. You double-cross once – where’s it all end?
OK, that last one was a stretch, but I had it in me mind to do all of these with “Miller’s Crossing” quotes, and that’s the best I could do.