If St. Louis baseball fans are so great and “die-hard” why aren’t the Browns still in St. Louis?
— Commenter “Bamboozled” in “Teh Yankees are the greatest, dood!” post.
I often use this feature to mock, but I can’t decide if this one is mock-worthy or brilliant. I’m leaning brilliant. The actual mouth breathers over there probably think that the Browns moved to Phoenix in the late 80s.