I know I’ve been doing this a lot lately but I swear, on the lives of my children, that this will be the last day I punt for a while. But punt I must. This morning my daughter is graduating from preschool and I simply wouldn’t miss that, even if it is weird that schools have decided to hold graduations for five year-old kids who haven’t even gotten to the gnarly part of their education yet. When that’s over I’ve got hella legal work facing me, and I simply can’t miss that, even if the substance of it is even sillier and more meaningless than a preschool graduation.
Besides, you’ll get much better entertainment by simply watching the lowlights from last night’s Mets game anyway. And if that’s not up your alley, go outside and play or something. It’s going to be a beautiful day most places today.