Phillies’ owner Bill Giles: All right, Scott, how much do you need?
Scott Eyre (doggedly): Two hundred and forty-two dollars!
Giles (pleading): Aw, Scott, just enough to tide you over till the bank reopens.
Eyre: I’ll take two hundred and forty-two dollars.
Giles starts rapidly to count out the money. Eyre throws his passbook on the counter.
Giles: There you are.
Eyre: That’ll close my account.
Giles: Your account’s still here. That’s a loan!