I’m going to link this without much commentary at this point. SI is claiming that that Alex Rodriguez was one of the players who tested positive in the 2003 survey test of major league baseball players.
The test results were supposed to be destroyed, but the Federal government seized them from the testing labs as part of their BALCO investigation. The test results were kept under seal, but apparently four members of the court decided that it was worth violating the law to communicate these facts to Sports Illustrated.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go up to the roof and turn on the Brattain Signal.