I don’t know if you’ve followed the story of Josh Hamilton and his agent (I haven’t), but it’s resulted in an ethical dilemma for one fan, who did the natural thing: He asked Shysterball what he should do.
The “Hamilton situation” has been covered nicely by It is about the Money, Stupid. Hamilton recently fired his agent because he had a dream in which Jesus told him to. The timing is the thing: Hamilton is about to start earning some serious money. The canned agent expressed his feelings directly to IIATMS. Bottom line: he isn’t happy.