Autographs and Mays

JoePos’ latest on seeking autographs and life. His usual compelling read, but the following passage, a mostly representative email from a fan meant to highlight the importance of learning how to ask for something, made me crack up.

Dear Joe,

I have to do this assignment in class where, like, I have to write about someone who has a job I would like to have. And even though I really don’t agree with you much, and I don’t really like your writing, you have a pretty cool job, so I need to ask you a few questions. Give me a call at this number or email me back.