The first thing I usually do in the morning is round up the days’ articles in my “Today at THT” post. When I woke up this morning, however, the posts weren’t there yet. My first assumption: someone had infiltrated Orchid Station and turned that big crank Gleeman installed years ago, and now we find ourselves stranded in a time before the site’s publishing platform had been invented. Hey, I’m an Occam’s Razor guy, and that seemed to work.
As I was pondering this, a big flash of light overcame me, knocking me to the ground. When I arose a few moments ago, the posts were there, and now I bring them to you. Read quickly, however, for we don’t know how long they’ll last!
Question: are we just pretending that the polar bears and the black smoke monster and all of that stuff never happened now? I’m cool with that if that’s the case, but I would like some confirmation.